12-08-07 Tory Atlas of the World

NEW RULES: One thread per day only. If there's a thread for today already started, post on that. And if there isn't? Then you get to start one. Aren't you the lucky one?
Post Reply
User avatar
Obviousman
Outside the Simian Flock
Posts: 7090
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
Location: Soon over Babaluma
Contact:
Contact Obviousman

clicky

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Styles are a lie.

My Facebook/My Flickr
Top
User avatar
Silver_Owl
The Don
Posts: 7498
Joined: 27 Sep 2003, 18:52

:lol:
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
Top
User avatar
silentNate
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 824
Joined: 11 Jul 2007, 07:48
Location: Stars Hollow

This 'joke' links to racist and offensive language...

Obviously the OP is happy with this even in a 'post-modern' sense. I am not. I do not wish to be associated with such humour. As a lifelong socialist I do not need such language to go against my opponents.

I'm disappointed that this post has gone unchallenged and wonder what Eldritch (long time leftie 'anarcho-syndaclist') would think about a 'joke' linking to racist language of this nature...

I await the OP's defense with interest. Does this site have guidelines for posting btw? :(
I had a face on the mirror
I had a hand on the gun
I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
Top
User avatar
scotty
Overbomber
Posts: 4880
Joined: 10 Jun 2005, 23:03
Location: Behind the Door.........

silentNate wrote:This 'joke' links to racist and offensive language...

Obviously the OP is happy with this even in a 'post-modern' sense. I am not. I do not wish to be associated with such humour. As a lifelong socialist I do not need such language to go against my opponents.

I'm disappointed that this post has gone unchallenged and wonder what Eldritch (long time leftie 'anarcho-syndaclist') would think about a 'joke' linking to racist language of this nature...

I await the OP's defense with interest. Does this site have guidelines for posting btw? :(
Made me laugh :lol:
It needs to be taken in the right spirit, there are still people who think like that these days and it's that concept that this "joke" highlights, it's like laughing at Alf Garnet, it's poking fun at people who actually believe that that language/thinking is OK/right/acceptable :|
I don't believe I'm racist because I got a giggle at it.
?.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Top
User avatar
Obviousman
Outside the Simian Flock
Posts: 7090
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
Location: Soon over Babaluma
Contact:
Contact Obviousman

Thanks Keith. Don't really see a problem myself to be honest, but then again I come from a country where they call Tunnock's Teacakes N*****'s Tits and I was kindly explained last weekend that was not anywhere near acceptable language usage. :lol: People really shouldn't worry to much being PC as far as I'm concerned, it's not what you say, it's the tone you use when saying it.

When you're afraid of language, it's often only so because you're afraid of your own thinking.
Styles are a lie.

My Facebook/My Flickr
Top
User avatar
silentNate
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 824
Joined: 11 Jul 2007, 07:48
Location: Stars Hollow

My wife looked over my shoulder to see the word 'p*ki' on the computer screen...

I don't think her impression of Sisters fans is at an all time high at the moment.

PC is originally a Republican term to abuse liberal values btw...
I had a face on the mirror
I had a hand on the gun
I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
Top
User avatar
scotty
Overbomber
Posts: 4880
Joined: 10 Jun 2005, 23:03
Location: Behind the Door.........

silentNate wrote:My wife looked over my shoulder to see the word 'p*ki' on the computer screen...

I don't think her impression of Sisters fans is at an all time high at the moment.

PC is originally a Republican term to abuse liberal values btw...
Surly if She saw the Map She'd see the joke?, you can't tell me She now thinks all Sisters fans go around calling people "Pakis" :urff: , let's have a wee bit of common sense :roll:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Top
User avatar
silentNate
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 824
Joined: 11 Jul 2007, 07:48
Location: Stars Hollow

Image
I had a face on the mirror
I had a hand on the gun
I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
Top
User avatar
EvilBastard
Overbomber
Posts: 3937
Joined: 01 Feb 2006, 17:48
Location: Where the Ruined Tower shouts

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Was it originally from Private Eye?
Racism isn't acceptable, but laughing at the fact that other people are racist is - what better way into shaming them?
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

Woah! I better have a look at this one, but before I do let me explain that I know the OP personally and you could not find a more outstanding specimen of a human being than this guy, same goes for scotty + the Hom_, if they find it amusing, I'm sure I will too.

update: richt, I've had a look and I know why Zed found it so amusing (you did some research work there my fine Tall Foreign Fellow :lol:) and the bit at the top here is what he found funny:
Image
this is from a Spitting Image book published in the 80s and is where I got the term Ghillie Jocko Land from.
No harm done, nothing to see, please move on.

James
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
smiscandlon
Overbomber
Posts: 2595
Joined: 05 Feb 2004, 23:52

James Blast wrote:Woah! I better have a look at this one, but before I do let me explain that I know the OP personally and you could not find a more outstanding specimen of a human being than this guy, same goes for scotty + the Hom_, if they find it amusing, I'm sure I will too.

update: richt, I've had a look and I know why Zed found it so amusing (you did some research work there my fine Tall Foreign Fellow :lol:) and the bit at the top here is what he found funny:
Image
this is from a Spitting Image book published in the 80s and is where I got the term Ghillie Jocko Land from.
No harm done, nothing to see, please move on.

James
That reminds me of this sketch from Absolutely...

:innocent: :lol:
анархия
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

MacGlashan is my maiden name, did ye no ken that ya shower o FUDS!?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
Izzy HaveMercy
The Worlds Greatest Living Belgian
Posts: 8844
Joined: 29 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Long Dark Forties
Contact:
Contact Izzy HaveMercy

I am terribly offended by Hom_corleone's paedophilia-inducing avatar.

And seeing Jame's avatar unleashes my deepest urges towards bestiality.

People should see a joke for what it is and laugh about it. Otherwise the world goes bottoms up.

Racism is a totally different matter and you should keep the two apart.

For the rest, no hard feelings whatsoever.

IZ (easily upset by hyper-political-correctness).
.
.
For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
.
.
Top
User avatar
Obviousman
Outside the Simian Flock
Posts: 7090
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
Location: Soon over Babaluma
Contact:
Contact Obviousman

James Blast wrote:this is from a Spitting Image book published in the 80s and is where I got the term Ghillie Jocko Land from.
Is it indeed? :eek: :lol:

Comes from this site which some of my friends regard very highly. Some good stuff on there!
Styles are a lie.

My Facebook/My Flickr
Top
User avatar
Silver_Owl
The Don
Posts: 7498
Joined: 27 Sep 2003, 18:52

Can I just add...I am offended by the very suggestion that any of us could be laughing at the joke for any other reason than a Tory vision of the world may look like this (and the Jocko reference) - NOT laughing at the fact the map includes words like Paki. For gods sake :evil:

How fcucking dare you? :evil:

And @ IZ: Do you want to come and see my puppies? :innocent: :wink:
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
Top
User avatar
weebleswobble
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 5877
Joined: 09 Feb 2006, 06:57
Location: The Bat-Milk Cave
Contact:
Contact weebleswobble

You're all cnuts, couldn't care less what colour you are... ;D
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
Top
User avatar
mh
Above the Chemist
Posts: 8157
Joined: 23 Jun 2003, 14:41
Location: A city built on rock 'n' roll

I didn't see owt racist about this one (also coming from a country that was "maligned" by it).

In fact, the only thing wrong is that "Walla-Walla Land" was missing.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
Top
User avatar
Izzy HaveMercy
The Worlds Greatest Living Belgian
Posts: 8844
Joined: 29 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Long Dark Forties
Contact:
Contact Izzy HaveMercy

Hom_Corleone wrote:And @ IZ: Do you want to come and see my puppies? :innocent: :wink:
Do I get a lollie afterwards? :twisted:

IZ.
.
.
For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
.
.
Top
User avatar
Silver_Owl
The Don
Posts: 7498
Joined: 27 Sep 2003, 18:52

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:And @ IZ: Do you want to come and see my puppies? :innocent: :wink:
Do I get a lollie afterwards? :twisted:

IZ.
Only if you're a very good little boy. :wink:
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
Top
User avatar
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21182
Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
Contact:
Contact markfiend

On the same general subject I saw some graffiti on the bus this morning that said "PAKES FüCK OFF"

Gotta love that badly-spelt racism :roll:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Top
User avatar
Silver_Owl
The Don
Posts: 7498
Joined: 27 Sep 2003, 18:52

markfiend wrote:On the same general subject I saw some graffiti on the bus this morning that said "PAKES FüCK OFF"

Gotta love that badly-spelt racism :roll:
Maybe they are anti-Pate and they want to eradicate the production of it. That bastid duck a la orange. Feck off home. :?
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
Top
User avatar
Ozpat
From the Lowlands
Posts: 6758
Joined: 16 Aug 2005, 13:14
Location: In the place through which we wander.

Different kinds of emotions while reading this thread....

:notworthy: 8) :roll: :oops: :P :wink: :? :urff: :eek: :| :twisted: :idea: :innocent: :von: ;D :cry: :( :evil: :lol: :) :!: :?: :idea: .........

In no particular order..... :kiss: :D
"as we walk on the floodland"
Top
User avatar
smiscandlon
Overbomber
Posts: 2595
Joined: 05 Feb 2004, 23:52

markfiend wrote:On the same general subject I saw some graffiti on the bus this morning that said "PAKES FüCK OFF"

Gotta love that badly-spelt racism :roll:
Reminds me indirectly of graffiti on a garage door near the primary school I went to. This is in the context that the west of Scotland was/is heavily invested in the whole Catholic /Protestant, IRA/UDA nonsense:

"ULSER IS BRISHISH"

:roll:
анархия
Top
User avatar
Izzy HaveMercy
The Worlds Greatest Living Belgian
Posts: 8844
Joined: 29 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Long Dark Forties
Contact:
Contact Izzy HaveMercy

smiscandlon wrote:
markfiend wrote:On the same general subject I saw some graffiti on the bus this morning that said "PAKES FüCK OFF"

Gotta love that badly-spelt racism :roll:
Reminds me indirectly of graffiti on a garage door near the primary school I went to. This is in the context that the west of Scotland was/is heavily invested in the whole Catholic /Protestant, IRA/UDA nonsense:

"ULSER IS BRISHISH"

:roll:
Yeah. One of the N-Irish demands...

"Ulcer is OURS!"

Never heard truer words... puir lads.

IZ.
.
.
For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
.
.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Joke of the Day”