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stick it up

:lol: :lol:
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Pista wrote:stick it up

:lol: :lol:
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I'd say that left them shaking. :eek:
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dude :lol:
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Oh, my.
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Oh your what...? :lol:
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Not good to get the two mixed up.
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Wonder whether his girlfriend was trying to find out where it'd gone meanwhile :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Not good to get the two mixed up.
:eek:

:lol: :lol:
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I'm not speaking from experience, I hasten to add! :eek: :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:Wonder whether his girlfriend was trying to find out where it'd gone meanwhile :lol:
I wonder if she accidentally shot herself while her hubby was out robbing bookies :eek:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Wonder whether his girlfriend was trying to find out where it'd gone meanwhile :lol:
I wonder if she accidentally shot herself while her hubby was out robbing bookies :eek:

IZ.
I feel a Darwin award coming on.......... :lol:
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More than she felt coming on.. :innocent:
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Pista wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Wonder whether his girlfriend was trying to find out where it'd gone meanwhile :lol:
I wonder if she accidentally shot herself while her hubby was out robbing bookies :eek:

IZ.
I feel a Darwin award coming on.......... :lol:
Speaking of which, did anyone see this today?

(No points awarded for gags about it trying to hump her, by the way.)
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It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.
Mmmmm :lol: :lol:
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Good grief! :eek: :urff: :roll:
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smiscandlon wrote:
Pista wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: I wonder if she accidentally shot herself while her hubby was out robbing bookies :eek:

IZ.
I feel a Darwin award coming on.......... :lol:
Speaking of which, did anyone see this today?

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there's a "camel toe" joke in there somewhere if I can only find it... ;)
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I feel a wave of nausea approaching...
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SINsister wrote:I feel a wave of nausea approaching...
Ah, the oft-quoted "Heartland Effect" :wink: :lol:
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Pfffffft. You're nothing but trouble, sir! :P :lol: ;)
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Or is it the "Heartland Side-effect" ... I forget. :innocent:
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smiscandlon wrote:
SINsister wrote:I feel a wave of nausea approaching...
Ah, the oft-quoted "Heartland Effect" :wink: :lol:
:lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: ;D
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Pista wrote:stick it up

:lol: :lol:
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