stick it up
stick it up
There's a retort about sniffer Dogs there but I'll resist!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Oh your what...?
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Wonder whether his girlfriend was trying to find out where it'd gone meanwhile
boudicca wrote:Not good to get the two mixed up.
- Izzy HaveMercy
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I wonder if she accidentally shot herself while her hubby was out robbing bookiesObviousman wrote:Wonder whether his girlfriend was trying to find out where it'd gone meanwhile
IZ.
I feel a Darwin award coming on..........Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I wonder if she accidentally shot herself while her hubby was out robbing bookiesObviousman wrote:Wonder whether his girlfriend was trying to find out where it'd gone meanwhile
IZ.
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Speaking of which, did anyone see this today?Pista wrote:I feel a Darwin award coming on..........Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I wonder if she accidentally shot herself while her hubby was out robbing bookiesObviousman wrote:Wonder whether his girlfriend was trying to find out where it'd gone meanwhile
IZ.
(No points awarded for gags about it trying to hump her, by the way.)
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MmmmmIt knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.
- Izzy HaveMercy
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smiscandlon wrote:Speaking of which, did anyone see this today?Pista wrote:I feel a Darwin award coming on..........Izzy HaveMercy wrote: I wonder if she accidentally shot herself while her hubby was out robbing bookies
IZ.
(No points awarded for gags about it trying to hump her, by the way.)
IZ.
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there's a "camel toe" joke in there somewhere if I can only find it...
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Ah, the oft-quoted "Heartland Effect"SINsister wrote:I feel a wave of nausea approaching...
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Or is it the "Heartland Side-effect" ... I forget.
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i always thought vibrators are for lonely girls happiness not so dangerous
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him