Le Big Macque

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Post Reply

well?

no
15
58%
mibbies
6
23%
Yes!
5
19%
 
Total votes: 26
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

Big Mac 40
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
boudicca
Sister Midnight
Posts: 7427
Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
Location: embrace the margin
Contact:
Contact boudicca

That topic's still a little close to home for me :oops:

Suffice to say - vile. Utterly, utterly vile :urff:
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

nah yer Flamin' meringue! :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
sultan2075
Overbomber
Posts: 2365
Joined: 04 Mar 2005, 19:17
Location: Washington, D. C.
Contact:
Contact sultan2075

Good God, you couldn't pay me to eat one of those things.
--
The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities, that makes it seem inconceivable that other ways are viable, that removes the sense that there is an outside.
Top
Ahráyeph
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1272
Joined: 04 Nov 2006, 20:37
Location: Belgium
Contact:
Contact Ahráyeph

If I'm in the mood for a corporate 'bun' with 'meat', I'll have a double whopper with cheese and country potatoes. Which is not often...
Top
User avatar
Obviousman
Outside the Simian Flock
Posts: 7090
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
Location: Soon over Babaluma
Contact:
Contact Obviousman

If they'd actually use some meat, why not. But seeing the burger is in fact mostly cardboard I think I'd rather pass :urff:

I'm going with Raf here, Whoppers are better, and use actual veggies and meat. :D
Styles are a lie.

My Facebook/My Flickr
Top
User avatar
itnAklipse
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1541
Joined: 09 Jun 2003, 08:12
Location: set adrift
Contact:
Contact itnAklipse

i'd hang ppl who do but then i'd hang a lot of people so that probably doesn't count.
we've got beer and we've got fuel
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17597
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

Fcuking shocking abuse of trades descriptions in that the word "big" is included in the name.
Still, if it was bigger, then it would be even more disgusting.
What's with those bl00dy gherkin things?

:urff:
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
User avatar
Badlander
Overbomber
Posts: 3566
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 20:17
Location: At the Edge of the Deep Green Sea

Wot ?! No Krusty Burger ?!

Image
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Top
User avatar
Carpathian Psychonaut
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 902
Joined: 21 Aug 2004, 19:18
Location: Faaaar beyond the black horizon (Gateshead)

Pista wrote:Fcuking shocking abuse of trades descriptions in that the word "big" is included in the name.
Still, if it was bigger, then it would be even more disgusting.
What's with those bl00dy gherkin things?

:urff:
Oi! That's one of the best bits! ;D
.
You’ll Disappear Before The Next Star Rises
.
Top
User avatar
6FeetOver
Childlike Empress
Posts: 7683
Joined: 25 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: way on down south, New London town...
Contact:
Contact 6FeetOver

Exactly. Pickles *rule*, silly man. :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
Top
User avatar
Izzy HaveMercy
The Worlds Greatest Living Belgian
Posts: 8844
Joined: 29 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Long Dark Forties
Contact:
Contact Izzy HaveMercy

I simply don't get it.

A guy shooting another guy in the street gets a life-time sentence (well, not REALLY, but you get the point)

A corporation killing off people for forty years now, gets a pat on the back and a happy birthday card :|

I say: feck off MacDo.

Here's 15000 BigMacs, one fer each day of your existence. They are for the management and they cannot leave before they eat them all up... :twisted:

IZ.
.
.
For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
.
.
Top
User avatar
DerekR
Doobie Brother
Posts: 1860
Joined: 17 Apr 2003, 17:55
Location: lost

Ach I'd rather have a...

Image

Subway RULE :notworthy:
Top
User avatar
Carpathian Psychonaut
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 902
Joined: 21 Aug 2004, 19:18
Location: Faaaar beyond the black horizon (Gateshead)

DerekR wrote:Ach I'd rather have a...

Image

Subway RULE :notworthy:
Now yer talking - the meatball one is excellent (though f'in messy) and you can have stupid amounts of jalapenos and gherkins!
.
You’ll Disappear Before The Next Star Rises
.
Top
User avatar
DerekR
Doobie Brother
Posts: 1860
Joined: 17 Apr 2003, 17:55
Location: lost

Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Now yer talking - the meatball one is excellent (though f'in messy) and you can have stupid amounts of jalapenos and gherkins!
At one of the many Subway establishments in Leeds recently, actually I think it was in Harrogate...

Me: "One foot long Italian BMT (pepperoni, salami, ham) on Italian herb bread with double cheese, toasted, with lettuce, tomato and red onion, loads of jalepenos and hot chilli sauce....

Bloke: "My my sir... you certainly like it hot..."

If only he knew how right he was :innocent: ;D
Top
User avatar
boudicca
Sister Midnight
Posts: 7427
Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
Location: embrace the margin
Contact:
Contact boudicca

Obviousman wrote:Whoppers are better, and use actual veggies and meat. :D
Oh you poor deluded child!

You should be well aware, every time you eat a Whopper, that it is being made by someone who has probably just had to change the bins/clean the toilets and is shouted at to get to the "Burger Board" before being given a second to run their hands under water (never mind the 20 seconds scrubbing with sanitizer etc. which they claim to enforce - I never saw it happen once). I was the only person there who washed their hands at all... and even then, they got so filthy that I would scrub up to the elbows like I was at a mosque on my lunchbreak, so I could eat my own food without getting it all manky :lol: :twisted:
Burgers were dropped on the (dirty) floor... just picked up and used anyway. VOM :urff:
I would never have eaten a burger that I made, put it that way. They really are horrible places.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Top
User avatar
Carpathian Psychonaut
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 902
Joined: 21 Aug 2004, 19:18
Location: Faaaar beyond the black horizon (Gateshead)

Where 'fast food' is concerned there are many things I'd choose before a burger, to be honest. I've eaten loads in younger years but now I'm happier with a tray of sushi/sashimi and an ice-cold green tea.

Only time I have a slice of cow now tends to be if I make one myself.....
.
You’ll Disappear Before The Next Star Rises
.
Top
User avatar
streamline
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1664
Joined: 26 Oct 2005, 09:09
Location: Right Next Door To Hell...

I know that it isn't the world's best food (if it can be described using that word), but I'm not adverse to having a couple of them a year.

My 6 year old daughter is really taken by the advertising and she is always on at us to have some "McDonalds tasty food" :urff:
But we rarely give in.

Damn them and their oh-too effective advertisments with movie blockbuster tie-ins. :twisted:
________________________________________

I trust you trust in me to mistrust you
Top
User avatar
Obviousman
Outside the Simian Flock
Posts: 7090
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
Location: Soon over Babaluma
Contact:
Contact Obviousman

DerekR wrote:
Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Now yer talking - the meatball one is excellent (though f'in messy) and you can have stupid amounts of jalapenos and gherkins!
At one of the many Subway establishments in Leeds recently, actually I think it was in Harrogate...

Me: "One foot long Italian BMT (pepperoni, salami, ham) on Italian herb bread with double cheese, toasted, with lettuce, tomato and red onion, loads of jalepenos and hot chilli sauce....

Bloke: "My my sir... you certainly like it hot..."

If only he knew how right he was :innocent: ;D
Damn, I knew I had to have lunch at one of those :eek: :notworthy:

When it comes to spicy sandwiches I like this Belgian classic a lot :D Needs a good spoonful of Sambal too apart from all sorts of pepper, mustard and tabasco though 8) (and they forgot - quite essential - Worcester sauce!)
boudicca wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Whoppers are better, and use actual veggies and meat. :D
Oh you poor deluded child!

You should be well aware, every time you eat a Whopper, that it is being made by someone who has probably just had to change the bins/clean the toilets and is shouted at to get to the "Burger Board" before being given a second to run their hands under water (never mind the 20 seconds scrubbing with sanitizer etc. which they claim to enforce - I never saw it happen once). I was the only person there who washed their hands at all... and even then, they got so filthy that I would scrub up to the elbows like I was at a mosque on my lunchbreak, so I could eat my own food without getting it all manky :lol: :twisted:
Burgers were dropped on the (dirty) floor... just picked up and used anyway. VOM :urff:
I would never have eaten a burger that I made, put it that way. They really are horrible places.
Well, at least that's good to keep your immune system going then :lol:
Styles are a lie.

My Facebook/My Flickr
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

americain prepare = raw meat :eek:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
Badlander
Overbomber
Posts: 3566
Joined: 16 Feb 2006, 20:17
Location: At the Edge of the Deep Green Sea

Those Belgian HLers out there will probably kill me, but I must admit that I sometimes enjoy a good meal at...

Image

It's not American and it tastes slightly better than McDonalds, but it's junk food all the same. :oops:
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Top
User avatar
sistersvisions
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 587
Joined: 05 Mar 2006, 08:53
Location: south of the river

I prefer the happy meal...... :lol:

Plus you get a nice little toy to play with.... :oops: :oops:

Its for my kids.......Honest :innocent: :innocent:
I'm as rare as a wombats wingnut!
Top
User avatar
eotunun
Overbomber
Posts: 3730
Joined: 06 Aug 2005, 22:24
Location: (X,Y,Z)(t)=huh!²

The Biggy is McDreck's best.. :oops:
I like it every now and then.
*coat*
"These are my principles! And if you don't like the just says so, I have others, too!"
~Rufus T. Firefly
Top
User avatar
Nic
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1357
Joined: 16 May 2006, 19:00
Location: Sweden

I'm more of a QP cheese guy myself.
All We Ever Wanted Was Everything
Top
User avatar
CellThree
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1730
Joined: 14 Feb 2003, 22:05
Location: 4200 miles from my record collection
Contact:
Contact CellThree

I usually go to Wendys or A&W for my burger fix.

Although some days, your body craves for a Big Mac. Don't know why, must be years of some chemical dependance that only Big Macs have in them.

Subway rule although Quiznos are better as they toast their bread.
24.24.2.489 Deceased
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chat”