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Ward wrote:Second day, Second post.

I've been warned of the dangers of grammatical errors, so replies are taking some time :roll: .

It feels like I've been born into a whole new family :notworthy:
:oops: I promise to go easy on you, despite my status as resident Spelling and Grammar Nazi... ;)

...and I'm glad you feel that way, because you *have* - for better or worse. :twisted:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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spell aluminium then ;D
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Ward wrote:Second day, Second post.

I've been warned of the dangers of grammatical errors, so replies are taking some time :roll: .

It feels like I've been born into a whole new family :notworthy:
He's bitten!

Get the goat and the black candles...
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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mh wrote:
Ward wrote:Second day, Second post.

I've been warned of the dangers of grammatical errors, so replies are taking some time :roll: .

It feels like I've been born into a whole new family :notworthy:
He's bitten!

Get the goat and the black candles...
.........aye, and the Strap-On & Vassaline.....
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:eek: Keef! Tsk. :lol:
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James Blast wrote:spell aluminium then ;D
I'll wait to do that until I've moved to the grim north... ;) :kiss:
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Hi and welcome.
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Hey Jimmy

welcome.
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Hello again 8)
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..and you share a name with the Don. Nice. :D
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Enjoy your stay 8)
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Welcome and enjoy your residency. We here at The Hotel Heartland are far more entertaining than that which can be found in California.

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See James... I'm a Lord round these parts! :P

I hope you're taking notes :twisted:
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robertzombie wrote:See James... I'm Lard round these pants! :P

I hope you're taking notes :twisted:
Thought I'd better correct your spelling there robert :wink: :twisted:
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How dare..! :eek: :lol:
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A late hello fae me
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robertzombie wrote:How dare..! :eek: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
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Syberberg wrote:
robertzombie wrote:See James... I'm Lard round these pants! :P

I hope you're taking notes :twisted:
Thought I'd better correct your spelling there robert :wink: :twisted:
:eek: There's not an ounce of fat on him.

The lanky streak of pîss :innocent: :lol:
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markfiend wrote:
Syberberg wrote:
robertzombie wrote:See James... I'm Lard round these pants! :P

I hope you're taking notes :twisted:
Thought I'd better correct your spelling there robert :wink: :twisted:
:eek: There's not an ounce of fat on him.
I noticed... :oops: :innocent: ;)
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markfiend wrote:
Syberberg wrote:
robertzombie wrote:See James... I'm Lard round these pants! :P

I hope you're taking notes :twisted:
Thought I'd better correct your spelling there robert :wink: :twisted:
:eek: There's not an ounce of fat on him.

The lanky streak of pîss :innocent: :lol:
I'd guessed that from the band pics, I just couldn't resist.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
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