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The estate owners are not allowed to release the beavers into the wild because they are not native species.
Something about that doesn't quite add up. They're not "native" because they were hunted to extinction ~500 years ago.
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markfiend wrote::lol:
The estate owners are not allowed to release the beavers into the wild because they are not native species.
Something about that doesn't quite add up. They're not "native" because they were hunted to extinction ~500 years ago.
It just means they'll be easier to round up and put in a sack when the coat production begins. :innocent:
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dammit, I had high hopes for this thread....
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weebleswobble wrote:dammit, I had high hopes for this thread....
BBCNews wrote:Beavers had been absent from England for about 500 years.
Not good enough then? ;)

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SINsister wrote:...but sheep were always in abundance...
The abundance of sheep is actually safeguarded by the Magna Carta (1215), where King John swore that, "So that the Men of the Kingdom of Mercia [modern day Wales] shall be kept entertained and supplied with shagging aplenty, The Crown undertakes to supply each Nobleman with 150 sheep, and each Commoner 25 sheep. This undertaking is given on the understanding that they keep their close-harmony-singing hands off the fair maidens of Albion."
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*Guffaws* :lol: Nice one.
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