Heartleeds?

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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timsinister
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Now then fellow Leedsians...

This Friday is the last Friday Flock. I'm heading there for definite...are any other Heartlanders available? I know it's short notice, but would be cracking to get the Contingent out for another night of alcohol abuse and horrific 'interpretative' dancing...

;D
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Cock! :evil: I'm bloody babby-sitting. How come its the last one, does it not get many punters in? :|

Anyway, have a stonking time Timothy, glad to have you back on here you flesh-eating nice chap. Shall I order you some more paramedics? :twisted:
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You'll have to ask Sarah Orange about that one, I think they want to kick off a new night or something? :?

I'm pretty well stocked on lacerated flesh mate. I could murder a lager though. Old habits die hard. Hem Hem. ;D
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probably not as I've nae money and I just got payed :urff:
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timsinister wrote: another night of alcohol abuse ;D
YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS :innocent:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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weebleswobble wrote:probably not as I've nae money and I just got payed :urff:
Me too. Apart from the "just got paid" bit. :evil:
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markfiend wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:probably not as I've nae money and I just got payed :urff:
Me too. Apart from the "just got paid" bit. :evil:
Is he still withholding funds?

go get a copy of the classic Mel Brooks film Men in Tights :innocent:
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weebleswobble wrote:Is he still withholding funds?

go get a copy of the classic Mel Brooks film Men in Tights :innocent:
"Oh, a CHAPS payment has been made to your account." So why the f*ck is it not showing up on my internet banking?

And }) :lol: It might be time to make my boss a very famous man... })
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markfiend wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Is he still withholding funds?

go get a copy of the classic Mel Brooks film Men in Tights :innocent:
"Oh, a CHAPS payment has been made to your account." So why the f*ck is it not showing up on my internet banking?

And }) :lol: It might be time to make my boss a very famous man... })
Do it do it do it!!!! Make yer boss famous! Go on, bet he always wanted to see his name high on the silver screen :twisted:
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Planet Dave wrote:
markfiend wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Is he still withholding funds?

go get a copy of the classic Mel Brooks film Men in Tights :innocent:
"Oh, a CHAPS payment has been made to your account." So why the f*ck is it not showing up on my internet banking?

And }) :lol: It might be time to make my boss a very famous man... })
Do it do it do it!!!! Make yer boss famous! Go on, bet he always wanted to see his name high on the silver screen :twisted:
Just imagine that at your local multiplex :eek:
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Bah, you're all useless! :P

Somebody remind me again why we work?!
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someone tell me what marky's on about?
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timsinister wrote:Bah, you're all useless! :P

Somebody remind me again why we work?!
To pay the mortgage and the leeching f**king nursery (bless them) soon Sir Tim, soon............ ;D
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emilystrange wrote:someone tell me what marky's on about?
eh..................................................................no :wink: :lol:
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*pout*
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After today there's a 95% chance I'll be a "job-seeker".

I'm considering a little revenge against the cnut-boss in two ways: 1) exposing his *ahem* peculiar tastes *ahem* to the public and 2) exposing his potentially criminal activities to the relevant authorities.
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Actually, the situation is looking a lot brighter than when I posted that. Some (a good portion, but by no means all) of the money I'm owed turned up after I posted that.

I still have my "insurance" but I think I'll keep quiet about that for a while yet.
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Chicken. :P
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Yeah, well... :lol:
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Hmmmmm... This is a good one.

I've got the rest of the afternoon off, then coming back in the evening to move all the stuff out of the office. I'm not sure what that's all about...

FFS. :roll:
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It's the last Friday Flock because we can hardly call it Friday Flock when it's on a Saturday.

so:
September 7th - the last Friday Flock
October 13th - the first Transmission

:P

get your arses down there anyway - farm out the kids to the grand parents or something :D
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Give me a few weeks & I'll be ready for a night. Otherwise I'm unfortunately in the same sinking boat as Weebs, just got paid but still horrendously (that word really isn't OTT either :roll: ) skint. Soz Tim.

Tranmission sounds good soon. 8)
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