Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
scotty
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07 Sep 2007, 18:13
Christmas starts today
, the Tesco's in Forres has got Selection Boxes, Mince Pies & Decorations on display today
FFS!!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
streamline
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07 Sep 2007, 18:15
on September the effing 7th?
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weebleswobble
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07 Sep 2007, 18:17
CNUTS
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
6FeetOver
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07 Sep 2007, 18:27
Seconded! Effin' ridiculous.
Then again, Xmas *is* all run by a big eastern syndicate, y'know...
weebleswobble
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07 Sep 2007, 18:31
SINsister wrote: Seconded! Effin' ridiculous.
Then again, Xmas *is* all run by a big eastern syndicate, y'know...
Lizards, they are our secret masters....
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
Ozpat
From the Lowlands
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07 Sep 2007, 19:33
Well.....merry Xmas to you people. I guess yours is the first country in this world.
"as we walk on the floodland"
Planet Dave
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07 Sep 2007, 19:34
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
weebleswobble
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07 Sep 2007, 19:36
Happy New Year!!!
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
timsinister
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07 Sep 2007, 20:01
THIS is why I love Heartland. Unofficial Scrooge Collective. Have a Bah Humbag time all!
James Blast
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07 Sep 2007, 20:16
better get a designin' them kairds pretty damn soon... like noo!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Spigel
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07 Sep 2007, 20:19
Ohh!!! that reminds me I better start making me mincemeat.
6FeetOver
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07 Sep 2007, 20:21
James Blast wrote: better get a designin' them kairds pretty damn soon... like noo!
Aye, Mistah Blast! Hop to it! I expect I'll be receiving mine next week, innit? *Hint, hint*
OI.
6FeetOver
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07 Sep 2007, 20:22
Spigel wrote: Ohh!!! that reminds me I better start making me mincemeat.
You can feel free to keep that to yourself, there, Spige...
Bleurgh.
EvilBastard
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07 Sep 2007, 20:36
Happy easter!
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
canon docre
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07 Sep 2007, 20:54
Finally. It took long this year didn't it? Can't await that time of the year....
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
mh
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07 Sep 2007, 22:17
Happy 2009 everyone!
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
Planet Dave
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07 Sep 2007, 22:19
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
6FeetOver
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07 Sep 2007, 22:29
Poor, poor kitteh.
Zuma
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07 Sep 2007, 23:10
Looking forward to the Heartland 2010 meet in Mega City Leeds
splintered thing
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07 Sep 2007, 23:19
Yeah... when shopping last week we saw
Christmas crackers and wrapping paper with the Fathers day cards...?
(It was Fathers day here last Sunday)
Why are they in such a hurry to get this year over. don't they know I have annual reports due in December
as the day is long,
rain from heaven
James Blast
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07 Sep 2007, 23:51
"Holidays a comin',
holidays a comin'"....
Ahhaaargh!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
6FeetOver
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weebleswobble
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08 Sep 2007, 00:38
Go Figure
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
SomeKindOfStranger
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08 Sep 2007, 21:11
My parents just bought my daughter her christmas present - a purple unicorn rocking horse!
they beleive in spreading the cost throughout the year.
but advent calenders on sale in September?
just wrong...