A Million Hollow Smiles

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timsinister
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I've finally gotten around to sorting out the pictures from Heartland: School's Out. As a brief taster, I put aside a few classic and - unbelievably - unstaged pictures of people either mid-song, or mid-something else I don't want to know about!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you - HEX-Factor, who in our glittering gallery of gurners has the greatest 'I've just trodden on a rusty nail' expression?

Captions, death threats and abuse to the usual address, thankyou!

;D

NB: This would have been a poll...but there's too damn many of you! And for those who feel spared...this is but a tiny fraction of the total pictures! :twisted:
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Zuma
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It made me laugh anyway! Even if my picture is the worst :lol:
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Looks like I'm walking like an Egyptian in the middle one of the second row :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i note that mr s is the only sensible/sober one of the lot
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one Tim. :notworthy:
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Excellent. ;D :lol: :notworthy:
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E Gypsy
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So who is who?
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E Gypsy wrote:So who is who?
well Tim's a cnut :wink: :lol:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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E Gypsy
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weebleswobble wrote:
E Gypsy wrote:So who is who?
well Tim's a cnut :wink: :lol:
I will guess that's him at the bottom in the middle?
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E Gypsy wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
E Gypsy wrote:So who is who?
well Tim's a cnut :wink: :lol:
I will guess that's him at the bottom in the middle?
bottom middle is another cnut-me! :lol:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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:eek: Oi.
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weebleswobble wrote:
E Gypsy wrote:
weebleswobble wrote: well Tim's a cnut :wink: :lol:
I will guess that's him at the bottom in the middle?
bottom middle is another cnut-me! :lol:
They're easy to spot! :lol:
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SINsister wrote::eek: Oi.
Oi what? :wink:
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I don't figure anyone pictured for a "cnut!" :P
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SINsister wrote:I don't figure anyone pictured for a "cnut!" :P
weebleswobble obviously does!
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SINsister wrote:I don't figure anyone pictured for a "cnut!" :P
I'm fae Glasgow were cnut is a term of endearment :wink: :kiss: :kiss:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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E Gypsy
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weebleswobble wrote:
SINsister wrote:I don't figure anyone pictured for a "cnut!" :P
I'm fae Glasgow were cnut is a term of endearment :wink: :kiss: :kiss:
Are you King Cnut :innocent:
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Ahhhhh...ok, then! *Phew* :lol:
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E Gypsy
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Can someone put names to these please

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Gypsy, Head on over to the School's Out Thread, and scroll down the bottom of this page. I've attempted to idenfity one and all!

As for my little trailer, let us start from top left, and run on down...

Zeno, Zuma, Barry...
Carpy, Zeno, Dave...
Mrs. Snowey, Tim, Zeno (again!)...
Pista, Mr. Strange, MH,
Ed Rhombus, Steve Weebs, and Scotty!

Mr. Strange's expression was an unrepeatable display of sheer worry, which I'm sure gets worse every year. Much respect to the man for braving the darkling crowd! :notworthy:
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E Gypsy
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Thank you :D
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Not bad....I recognized 12 out of 15.... :D

Thanks for the pics...
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How come I'm the only one to be in three times? Is it that bad? :eek: :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:How come I'm the only one to be in three times? Is it that bad? :eek: :lol:
Nope! You're just our most famous, Zedman! ;D ;) :P :lol:
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1. weebleswobble
2. Hom Corleone
3. :?:
4. Pista
5. purple light
6. Obviousman
7. snowey
8. SinSister
9. Carpathian Psychonaut
10. Planet Dave
11. Derek R
12. markfiend
13. Zuma
14. Andrew S
15. mh
16. Jo (Mrs Quiff Boy -- not on HL)
17. timsinister
18. Mrs Snowey
19. Scotty
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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