Micheal Aspel?

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Saw this strange documentry the other night about Micheal Aspel, claiming he was a right randy bugger and was Mel B's dad, also bonked Valerie Singleton and had a son who was in Westlife! Also had a fling with Pam Anderson. My point is what was the thinking behind this film? It is obviously all lies and if it was meant to be funny it wasnt. Was it for comic relief or something?
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o_O never heard of it, but the claims don't seem very likely.

Wiki entry on Michael Aspel:
In 2003, Aspel starred in a BBC 3 spoof documentary which claimed he had affairs with Pamela Anderson, Valerie Singleton and Angie Best, among others. Several well known celebrities were claimed to be love children from these and other conquests, including Daniella Westbrook (with Pamela), Shane Lynch (with Valerie), Mel B (with a West German Eurovision Song Contest entrant), Melinda Messenger, Gail Porter, Michelle Heaton and Ben Shephard.[3]
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