Keeping death on the roads

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Doing my driving test soon....... :notworthy:
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HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
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<makes a mental note to run over Quiffy first!!!>
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<makes a mental note to run over Quiffy first!!!>
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Sexygoth wrote:<makes a mental note to run over Quiffy first!!!>
first? and second by the looks of it ;) :D :D

seriously though, best of luck :)

this your first test?
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Yeah....been driving for nearly 7 years, but now sick of not being able to drive (legally :eek: ) On my own or going on the M'Way (Legally :eek: )
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Sexygoth wrote:Yeah....been driving for nearly 7 years, but now sick of not being able to drive (legally :eek: ) On my own or going on the M'Way (Legally :eek: )
:lol: :lol:
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Sexygoth wrote:Yeah....been driving for nearly 7 years, but now sick of not being able to drive (legally :eek: ) On my own or going on the M'Way (Legally :eek: )
:lol: :lol:
OMG, thats VERY naughty! ;)

Anyway, good luck with the test :), flirt with the examiner.. always works ;)
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No it doesn't - I flirted like loads on tests 4 though 7, but had given up by tests 8 through 11.

My theory test ran out a while back so I'm back to square one.

Thanks for bringing up a painful subject ;-)
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Jim wrote:My theory test ran out a while back so I'm back to square one.
mine too :(
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it'll probably be easier to pass the test in one of those new compacts than your usual ride:
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if I can pass my test, anyone can!

Even diminuitive yorkshiremen can!

and brian molko..

so if they can u lot can!

im not sure what the point of that was, :S


anyway im off to shop in manchester, driving as far as altrincham.. dont like driving in the city center
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There's nothing like driving a car on an empty freeway, but you already know that I gather :) Good luck!
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Good luck! Think karmic thoughts. Think it depends on which side of the bed the examiner got out of. Think it depends on how other drivers are driving that day. Remember you can't control that. Think that you should just do your thing safely, and get to where you're asked to go with a minimum of fuss.

If you fail, think the examiner was an are sole. Stick pins in a voodoo doll. Try again. Second time was a lot better for me. Once I'd failed once, I didn't have the pressure of everyone waiting to see if I'd pass first time. Failing once or twice is increasingly common, and is not a bad thing so long as you get there in the end. It's just more expensive that way.
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hmm, what a coicidence. im to be going for my driving test v soon. i have a car, but no licence- thats due to the fact that im ALWAYS ON HEARTLAND ;D ;D ;D


i might go during the week, depends on how fast a person can memorize a driving manual
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Sexygoth wrote:Doing my driving test soon....... :notworthy:
Be afraid, be very afraid :twisted: :twisted:
@ SG :notworthy:

Have you taken the Written exam yet? :?:

If not pop down to your local booksellers asap and get the DVLA self test book on it! - You get to answer 500 of the 700 questions - A B C D before you take the exam - It worked for me and for the 4 people I lent the book to after I passed!

My best advice for the practical exam is USE YOUR OWN CAR (if you can) - not a learners car and practice practice practice!

Best of Luck - Hope you Pass, and I am sure you will :-)
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