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i have 85 of them and 18 of the 'top' 20 :eek:

you're welcome ;D

* 100. Jennifer Lopez - Jenny from the Block
* 99. Beautiful South - Perfect 10
* 98. 'Weird Al' Yankovic - Eat It
* 97. Lionel Richie - Hello
* 96. Art Garfunkel - Bright Eyes
* 95. Nizlopi - JCB Song
* 94. Blur - Parklife
* 93. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up
* 92. Craig David - 7 Days
* 91. 4 Non Blondes - What's Up
* 90. Enya - Orinoco Flow
* 89. Coldplay - Yellow
* 88. Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart
* 87. Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight
* 86. Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
* 85. The Streets - Dry Your Eyes
* 84. The Police - Every Breath You Take
* 83. Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
* 82. Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl
* 81. Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays
* 80. D:Ream - Things Can Only Get Better
* 79. Simply Red - Holding Back The Years
* 78. Sinitta - So Macho
* 77. James - Sit Down
* 76. Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
* 75. UB40 - Red Red Wine
* 74. Michael Jackson - Earth Song
* 73. Robson Green & Jerome Flynn - Unchained Melody
* 72. Elton John - Nikita
* 71. M People - Moving On Up
* 70. Toni Basil - Mickey
* 69. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Dancing
* 68. Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode
* 67. Europe - The Final Countdown
* 66. Tony Christie - (Is This The Way To) Amarillo
* 65. Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
* 64. Pussycat Dolls - Don'tcha
* 63. Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next
* 62. Chesney Hawkes - The One & Only
* 61. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart
* 60. Gwen Stefani - Wind It Up
* 59. Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca
* 58. 2 Unlimited - No Limit
* 57. Dido - Thank You
* 56. Michael Bolton - How Am I Supposed To Live Without You
* 55. R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People
* 54. Akon - Lonely
* 53. Reynolds Girls - I'd Rather Jack
* 52. Shakira - Wherever Whenever
* 51. Dire Straits - Money for Nothing
* 50. Westlife - Flying Without Wings
* 49. Starship - We Built This City
* 48. B*Witched - C'est la Vie
* 47. Ultravox - Vienna
* 46. Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
* 45. Jimmy Nail - Ain't No Doubt
* 44. Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor
* 43. Sandi Thom - I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair)
* 42. Lighthouse Family - Lifted
* 41. Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan - Especially For You
* 40. All Saints - Never Ever
* 39. Alanis Morissette - Ironic
* 38. Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
* 37. Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy
* 36. Whigfield - Saturday Night
* 35. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
* 34. Wings - Mull of Kintyre
* 33. Spandau Ballet - True
* 32. Bryan Adams - (Everything I Do) I Do It For You
* 31. Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
* 30. Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
* 29. MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This
* 28. James Blunt - You're Beautiful
* 27. Sisqo - Thong Song
* 26. Katie Melua - 9 Million Bicycles
* 25. Shaggy - It Wasn't Me
* 24. Babybird - You're Gorgeous
* 23. Geri Halliwell - Look At Me
* 22. Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive
* 21. Cliff Richard - Millennium Prayer
* 20. Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
* 19. Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around
* 18. Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
* 17. Toploader - Dancing in the Moonlight
* 16. Afroman - Because I Got High
* 15. Billie - Because We Want To
* 14. TATU - All the Things She Said
* 13. Ace of Base - All That She Wants
* 12. True Steppers ft. Dane Bowers and Victoria Beckham - Out of Your Mind
* 11. Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen
* 10. Aqua - Barbie Girl
* 9. Cher - Believe
* 8. Nickelback - How You Remind Me
* 7. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
* 6. Daniel Bedingfield - If You're Not The One
* 5. Band Aid 20 - Do They Know It's Christmas?
* 4. Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
* 3. Robbie Williams - Angels
* 2. Crazy Frog - Axel F
* 1. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
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Aye, good list, not an ATOMIC KITTEN, SUGABABES or GIRLS ALOUD song :notworthy: :twisted:
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What's this all about then? :? There are a handful of good songs on there.
paint it black wrote:* 62. Chesney Hawkes - The One & Only
:roll: This isn't one of them. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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paint it black wrote: * 53. Reynolds Girls - I'd Rather Jack
I'm loving this a long time :notworthy:
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smiscandlon wrote:What's this all about then? :? There are a handful of good songs on there.
paint it black wrote:* 62. Chesney Hawkes - The One & Only
:roll: This isn't one of them. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
C'MON! Chesney is almost as cool as TimSin...eh... Rick Astley! :eek:

Next up yer gonna say that Donovan/Minogue stuff is s**t!

Almost all good, except for theCrazy Frog (killkillkill), The Pussywank Drools, WackoJacko's Earth Song, and J-Lo. And Sandi Thom and Sicko Thong Song sucks as well.

But come on, Money For Nothing? In The Air Tonight? Gloria Gaynor? Come On EIleen? On a s**t- list???

What's the source for this list?

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:But come on, Money For Nothing? In The Air Tonight? Gloria Gaynor? Come On EIleen? On a s**t- list???
It was Ultravox - Vienna that set my spidey-sense tingling.
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smiscandlon wrote:What's this all about then? :? There are a handful of good songs on there.
paint it black wrote:* 62. Chesney Hawkes - The One & Only
:roll: This isn't one of them. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
No :evil: nor simply red [if he's there, which he should be]

it's a countdown of the most annoying pop songs, it's on BBC3. I cught it last night before the rather excellent Joy Division to Happy Mondays on BBC4.

...and no Mr blobby either :lol: :lol:
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paint it black wrote:it's a countdown of the most annoying pop songs
To be fair, a lot of them are rather annoying. :lol:

But yes, there are some glaring omissions.
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Anyone who finds a good half of that list 'annoying' needs to be shot.
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Planet Dave wrote:Anyone who finds a good half of that list 'annoying' needs to be shot.
..or to be dumped on a rock surrounded by sea somewhere. :twisted:

Oh, and that list?
It does not contain anything by The Bangles or
Scorpions-Still Loving You
Scorpions-Wind of Change

That's why I think that list is a pile of b****.
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Planet Dave wrote:Anyone who finds a good half of that list 'annoying' needs to be shot.
I'd rather be shot than have to listen to Jenny from the Block, Achy Breaky Heart, Saturday Night and especially f**king Whiny Crappy People. :twisted:
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smiscandlon wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Anyone who finds a good half of that list 'annoying' needs to be shot.
I'd rather be shot than have to listen to Jenny from the Block, Achy Breaky Heart, Saturday Night and especially f**king Whiny Crappy People. :twisted:
I was hoping someone would dive straight in...fancy shooting someone right now, well volunteered that man!
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Planet Dave wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Anyone who finds a good half of that list 'annoying' needs to be shot.
I'd rather be shot than have to listen to Jenny from the Block, Achy Breaky Heart, Saturday Night and especially f**king Whiny Crappy People. :twisted:
I was hoping someone would dive straight in...fancy shooting someone right now, well volunteered that man!
My pleasure. I'm just in the mood for being shot right now, so it's a win / win situation!
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eotunun wrote:Scorpions-Wind of Change
That's actually one of many "guilty pleasure" tunes, for me... :lol: :oops: :innocent:


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paint it black wrote:i have 85 of them and 18 of the 'top' 20 :eek:

you're welcome ;D

* 100. Jennifer Lopez - Jenny from the Block
* 99. Beautiful South - Perfect 10
* 98. 'Weird Al' Yankovic - Eat It
* 97. Lionel Richie - Hello
* 96. Art Garfunkel - Bright Eyes
* 95. Nizlopi - JCB Song
* 94. Blur - Parklife
* 93. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up
* 92. Craig David - 7 Days
* 91. 4 Non Blondes - What's Up
* 90. Enya - Orinoco Flow
* 89. Coldplay - Yellow
* 88. Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart
* 87. Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight
* 86. Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
* 85. The Streets - Dry Your Eyes
* 84. The Police - Every Breath You Take
* 83. Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
* 82. Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl
* 81. Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays
* 80. D:Ream - Things Can Only Get Better
* 79. Simply Red - Holding Back The Years
* 78. Sinitta - So Macho
* 77. James - Sit Down
* 76. Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
* 75. UB40 - Red Red Wine
* 74. Michael Jackson - Earth Song
* 73. Robson Green & Jerome Flynn - Unchained Melody
* 72. Elton John - Nikita
* 71. M People - Moving On Up
* 70. Toni Basil - Mickey
* 69. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Dancing
* 68. Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode
* 67. Europe - The Final Countdown
* 66. Tony Christie - (Is This The Way To) Amarillo
* 65. Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
* 64. Pussycat Dolls - Don'tcha
* 63. Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next
* 62. Chesney Hawkes - The One & Only
* 61. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart
* 60. Gwen Stefani - Wind It Up
* 59. Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca
* 58. 2 Unlimited - No Limit
* 57. Dido - Thank You
* 56. Michael Bolton - How Am I Supposed To Live Without You
* 55. R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People
* 54. Akon - Lonely
* 53. Reynolds Girls - I'd Rather Jack
* 52. Shakira - Wherever Whenever
* 51. Dire Straits - Money for Nothing
* 50. Westlife - Flying Without Wings
* 49. Starship - We Built This City
* 48. B*Witched - C'est la Vie
* 47. Ultravox - Vienna
* 46. Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
* 45. Jimmy Nail - Ain't No Doubt
* 44. Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor
* 43. Sandi Thom - I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair)
* 42. Lighthouse Family - Lifted
* 41. Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan - Especially For You
* 40. All Saints - Never Ever
* 39. Alanis Morissette - Ironic
* 38. Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
* 37. Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy
* 36. Whigfield - Saturday Night
* 35. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
* 34. Wings - Mull of Kintyre
* 33. Spandau Ballet - True
* 32. Bryan Adams - (Everything I Do) I Do It For You
* 31. Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
* 30. Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
* 29. MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This
* 28. James Blunt - You're Beautiful
* 27. Sisqo - Thong Song
* 26. Katie Melua - 9 Million Bicycles
* 25. Shaggy - It Wasn't Me
* 24. Babybird - You're Gorgeous
* 23. Geri Halliwell - Look At Me
* 22. Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive
* 21. Cliff Richard - Millennium Prayer
* 20. Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
* 19. Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around
* 18. Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
* 17. Toploader - Dancing in the Moonlight
* 16. Afroman - Because I Got High
* 15. Billie - Because We Want To
* 14. TATU - All the Things She Said
* 13. Ace of Base - All That She Wants
* 12. True Steppers ft. Dane Bowers and Victoria Beckham - Out of Your Mind
* 11. Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen
* 10. Aqua - Barbie Girl
* 9. Cher - Believe
* 8. Nickelback - How You Remind Me
* 7. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
* 6. Daniel Bedingfield - If You're Not The One
* 5. Band Aid 20 - Do They Know It's Christmas?
* 4. Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
* 3. Robbie Williams - Angels
* 2. Crazy Frog - Axel F
* 1. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
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smiscandlon wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:But come on, Money For Nothing? In The Air Tonight? Gloria Gaynor? Come On EIleen? On a s**t- list???
It was Ultravox - Vienna that set my spidey-sense tingling.
Aye. That's worthy of pistols at dawn... :evil:
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SINsister wrote:
eotunun wrote:Scorpions-Wind of Change
That's actually one of many "guilty pleasure" tunes, for me... :lol: :oops: :innocent:


*Hides*

*Get out of here, this is my hiding place* :oops: :lol:
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smiscandlon wrote:...and especially f**king Whiny Crappy People.
I'm tired of that song, but I like it better than flippin' Love Shack! Blech. :urff: :roll:
Girl From Ipanema Goes To Greenland has been growing on me lately, however... ;)
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smiscandlon wrote:
SINsister wrote:
eotunun wrote:Scorpions-Wind of Change
That's actually one of many "guilty pleasure" tunes, for me... :lol: :oops: :innocent:


*Hides*

*Get out of here, this is my hiding place* :oops: :lol:
No way - *I* have the lighter for the swaying singalong bits. Pffffft! :lol:
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SINsister wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:...and especially f**king Whiny Crappy People.
I'm tired of that song, but I like it better than flippin' Love Shack!
It's funny that the thing most songs on the list have in common is that they are happy and upbeat. By extension, does that mean that goths listen to the least annoying music. :?:
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Why yes, yes it does. :twisted: Most "happy" songs make my blood curdle.

*Note: not a single g*th or industrial tune in the list... ;)
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* 58. 2 Unlimited - No Limits
Ooh, must dig out the old Midnight Configuration cover of that.... :twisted:
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SINsister wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:
SINsister wrote: That's actually one of many "guilty pleasure" tunes, for me... :lol: :oops: :innocent:


*Hides*

*Get out of here, this is my hiding place* :oops: :lol:
No way - *I* have the lighter for the swaying singalong bits. Pffffft!:lol:
I vill forgiff you, az you feel guilt.
But vill you at least hide quietly, chrriztforrzaken? :roll: :twisted:
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eotunun wrote:
SINsister wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:
*Get out of here, this is my hiding place* :oops: :lol:
No way - *I* have the lighter for the swaying singalong bits. Pffffft!:lol:
I vill forgiff you, az you feel guilt.
But vill you at least hide quietly, chrriztforrzaken? :roll: :twisted:
Nein! I, for one, will be singing along with ol' Klaus and the boys very loudly. Sorry, Jums... :P :lol:
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Well I'm pleased to say I only own 1 of those - 24. Babybird - You're Gorgeous
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