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Greetings all - after my Faux Pas last night, I thought I would try and make amends with the following:-

The Raven Queen has suggested that she would like to captain a female soccer team, tenuously called Heartland XXX (- something - your suggestions please?) - I suggested that as a very lanky spider-type female person, she should be in goal ...

So, presumably this team would require a sponsor - Not 'Northern Wreck' of course ... Merciful Release perhaps?

I have done (a little) research on all of this, and it seems as though this could be a new thread, although I'm open to chastisement of course (ooh, whip me more!) :eek: :roll: :notworthy:
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What?! Tsk, tsk, reactiv8 - first, that's a fib. Second, you're embarrassing me! :oops: I only said that I'd consider playing on such a team. Pfffft! :lol: :roll: ;)


ETA: and for the last time, I don't WANT to play goal! :lol: Grrrrr.
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SINsister wrote:What?! Tsk, tsk, reactiv8 - first, that's a fib. Second, you're embarrassing me! :oops: I only said that I'd consider playing on such a team. Pfffft! :lol: :roll: ;)


ETA: and for the last time, I don't WANT to play goal! :lol: Grrrrr.
Oh go on - be a 'sport' :lol:
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i'm in. do we have to play footy though? you realise an HL girls' team of anything could be quite dangerous...

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Well, I just read a study from Sweden (or was it Finland?) that claims that footy burns more calories and fat than jogging. Plus, it's far more fun, and potentially hazardous. Hooray! :lol: :twisted:
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trust me, it is. i used to play for a ladies' team round here.
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emilystrange wrote:i'm in. do we have to play footy though? you realise an HL girls' team of anything could be quite dangerous...
Heartland ladies with hockey sticks ... duck and cover! :eek:
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You betcha. :twisted: ;D
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SINsister wrote:ETA: and for the last time, I don't WANT to play goal! :lol: Grrrrr.
I figured that you were a keeper, though. :wink:
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Awwwwww! :oops: ;D
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I was so glad we never had to play rugby against the girls. They'd have f**king slaughtered us.
Seriously, first mixed PE lessons we had were in Y11, and we were playing hockey. One lesson in and I noticed my finger had been bleeding from an impact injury for a good few minutes.
They'd managed to injure me with a hockey stick and I didn't even feel it. Imagine what they could have done on a rugby pitch. :eek:
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Can I volunteer for cold sponge duties? :innocent:
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Oh Steve, honestly! :roll: :lol:

You wanna see if there's any goths play for man city - as big a bunch of girls as i've ever seen. :twisted:

Can just picture Ms Strange diving in with a studs-up two-footed lunge at some poor saps ankles. Ouch!
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SINsister wrote:Well, I just read a study from Sweden (or was it Finland?) that claims that footy burns more calories and fat than jogging. Plus, it's far more fun, and potentially hazardous. Hooray! :lol: :twisted:
foot-ball needs a whole body-train.... :wink:
but swim is better to tone up all muscles
moreover, football is hazardous for your knees (ligaments, cartilages)
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PD - i'm a good girl on the pitch. it's happened to me, though. ow.
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psichonaut wrote:but swim is better to tone up all muscles
moreover, football is hazardous for your knees (ligaments, cartilages)
Agreed. However, I dunno how to swim, and there are no free indoor pools here.

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SINsister wrote:
psichonaut wrote:but swim is better to tone up all muscles
moreover, football is hazardous for your knees (ligaments, cartilages)
I dunno how to swim
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For the goal celebration do they pull their shirts over their heads? 8)
And do they swap shirts at the end of the match? :D
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:eek:

See what you've started, reactiv8?! :lol: :roll:
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Dan wrote:For the goal celebration do they pull their shirts over their heads? 8)
And do they swap shirts at the end of the match? :D
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I'd love to see the post match bath :innocent: :twisted:
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Dan wrote:For the goal celebration do they pull their shirts over their heads? 8)
And do they swap shirts at the end of the match? :D
no, we do not.

scotty - communal baths aren't allowed any more on health and safety grounds.
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emilystrange wrote:
scotty - communal baths aren't allowed any more on health and safety grounds.
:eek: But I've got a couple of DVD's with................. :oops: :twisted:
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must be pre 1995 or so....
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