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emilystrange wrote:must be pre 1995 or so....
Nope, but I don't think the Girls in them a real Football Players :innocent:
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scotty wrote:I'd love to see the post match bath :innocent: :twisted:
Dammit I knew there was a joke I forgot!
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pish, no. there's no bloody energy for owt like that after a game. even if half my team was gay.
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emilystrange wrote:...... even if half my team was gay.
Aye, that's like my DVD's :innocent:
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I can kick a ball, sometimes. Am I in?
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scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:...... even if half my team was gay.
Aye, that's like my DVD's :innocent:
Well you are expected to watch them with the wee Hib-abee Cameron :wink:

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I dunno if I can even kick a ball, yet. So you're way ahead of me there, sweets! Of course you're in! ;D :kiss:
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yup. even if you couldn't, dear girl. wouldn't be the same at all!
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reactive8 starts a serious thread, and Keith drags it down into the gutter.

Nothing less was expected. :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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Nothing more could be hoped for, either... ;) :kiss:
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emilystrange wrote:yup. even if you couldn't, dear girl. wouldn't be the same at all!
Yeah... if I wasn't there, you'd win! :lol: :oops:
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not entirely derailed though, and on page 2
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I'll be on the team, so the prospect of victories is questionable - end of. Then again, I'm not really after the "winning" bit, as I'm probably the least competitive person you're likely to meet. ;D :|
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SINsister wrote:I'm probably the least competitive person you're likely to meet. ;D :|
Pfft. I'm much less competitive than you... :innocent:
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Sevilla played in a rather eye-catching (ie with a sharp stick) bright pink number at the weekend, but thats possibly too girlie for this lot. :von:
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psichonaut wrote:what colors your shirts?
I'll be the one in black, natch... ;)
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SINsister wrote:
psichonaut wrote:what colors your shirts?
I'll be the one in black
Goalkeeper? ;D
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Planet Dave wrote:Sevilla played in a rather eye-catching (ie with a sharp stick) bright pink number at the weekend, but thats possibly too girlie for this lot. :von:
Must've been a few Girlies Playing for your lot tonight.....eh?....eh?.... :twisted: :innocent:
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psichonaut wrote:
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psichonaut wrote:what colors your shirts?
I'll be the one in black
Goalkeeper? ;D
Don't start that again... :roll: :lol: :P
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SINsister wrote:
psichonaut wrote:
SINsister wrote: I'll be the one in black
Goalkeeper? ;D
Don't start that again... :roll: :lol: :P
....in black ;D ....or referee ( i don't know if it is right....but my dictionary....)
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The goalie nonsense...no thanks.
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SINsister wrote:The goalie nonsense...no thanks.
i played goalkeeper all my life and, i think it's the best role in the field
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psichonaut wrote:
SINsister wrote:The goalie nonsense...no thanks.
i played goalkeeper all my life and, i think it's the best role in the field
Aye, why run about chasing a ball when you can stand still and let it come to you :wink:
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I'd rather not have to be in one place the whole time...story of my life, see... ;)
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