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Little_Sister wrote::eek: the gallery does not work ?
That may be for the best... :innocent: :lol:
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Been slow as molasses on and off tonight.
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For about the last 5 mins - dead as a dodo:-
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Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@myheartland.co.uk and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

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Agreed. It was slow today in pm-land but I thought maybe that was just me. Plus I got an error message ... which I didn't save. :oops:

Tonight, I've been kicked out twice (HL just grinding to a halt) but all other forums are working at the speed of light so maybe it is HL?
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Sadly, especially after all of the Quiffmeisters work, it's just taken nearly 10 minutes to post something. All other sites fine too so can only be HL or routing to it?
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aye :(

we were down for a while there :urff:

this might explain something:

http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/
Network Issues causing downtime and slowness

Posted 9 minutes ago (September 17th, 2007 at 2:49 pm PST) by Ralph

Severity: High Resolved: No

We are currently seeing some network issues that are causing downtime and slowness to one cage in one of our datacenters. We are actively investigating the issue now and will update this post as soon as we have further information. Sorry for the inconvenience this is causing you, we will have everything working again as soon as we can. Please keep your eye on this post for further information.
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Ah, this is a good thing though, in a way. It's not HL, as such, that has the issue!

Ta for the update :notworthy:
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"causing downtime and slowness to one cage in one of our datacenters"

i just hope i haven't caused it :lol: ;D
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What'd they do if you had? :lol:
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Barry - I couldn't access the forums at all from about 23:45-00:06, your time; kept getting critical error messages... :(
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phpBB : Critical Error

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16:01

Internal Server Error

The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@myheartland.co.uk and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
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:urff:

aye, they seem to be doing some server maintenance and relocation, which is great for them thus there may be 5 minutes of downtime here and there...

i'm going to set up some kind of blog site to act as a status report site for this kindof thing (being as the GD site is also down at the mo' :roll: )
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were post deleted again?! or is just the post count wrong? because I already had around 100 posts and now its counting from 87 up again :?
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That's because posts from the currently threads are deleted every now and then. I just noticed I lost about 500 posts :eek: :lol:
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Little_Sister wrote:were post deleted again?! or is just the post count wrong? because I already had around 100 posts and now its counting from 87 up again :?
we lock & trash threads when they get to 1000 posts

if a lot of your posts are in threads of that nature, they will be deleted when we trash the thread.

maybe your posts were deleted when we removed the last 'currently...' thread (watching? POB? eating? cant remember which one was recently deleted :|) :?:
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oh yeah, and i've set up this site to act as a status report on the more serious technical issues we might face from time to time (such as if HL ever goes down for an extended period of time):

http://status.quiffboy.com/

same goes for any of the other sites i run - ghost dance, etc etc - they'll all be reported on at the above url 8)
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thanks for the replies.
but that means I´ll never manage to get "above the chemist" :cry:
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:lol:

its a plot sponsored by blast ;) :innocent:
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It's all about strategic posting. :innocent:
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Indeed. :lol:
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Nice idea Boss, might I suggest you mention it in General Chat too, to make sure that everyone sees it?
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Dark wrote:Nice idea Boss, might I suggest you mention it in General Chat too, to make sure that everyone sees it?
done. good call :)
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Dark wrote:Nice idea Boss, might I suggest you mention it in General Chat too, to make sure that everyone sees it?
done. good call :)
You mean that people go to General Chat to find useful items? :eek: Stick it in Announcements; if someone misses it, his or her own fault. ;D
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