Boris Johnson for Mayor?

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Good idea Londoners?

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I think it'd be hilarious! :lol:

But then, I'm not a Londoner.
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YES

Vote Johnson, vote often.
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Mayor of Liverpool, I assume?

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Maisey wrote:YES

Vote Johnson, vote often.
Couldn't put it better myself.
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Taking no sides, he is a very shrewd man with a bufoon persona...no ideas what the policies are though on either side. So in flagrant disregard to convention I will reserve judgement and be cynical about anyone seeking election to any post... :D
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I agree with Zuma.

Anyone voting for him "because it's cuddly old Boris" deserves to be shot IMO }) (Of course this is a large portion of his election strategy.)

Don't forget that he's a Tory...
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markfiend wrote:Anyone voting for him "because it's cuddly old Boris" deserves to be shot IMO }) (
It's not that, it's him being God and everything....
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I have a signed picture of him that he sent to me after I emailed his office claiming he was the second coming.
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Maisey wrote:I have a signed picture of him that he sent to me after I emailed his office claiming he was the second coming.
:eek: Ok that is rather sp00ky... I was going to point out the (glaringly obvious) fact that the Bozmeister is indeed the Second Coming.

But then I thought you would all just think I was (more) nuts.

Nice to know I'm not the only one who realises. Where are the other 10 apostles then? :lol:
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Hmm

1. Boris Johnson supported the Iraq war
2. Boris Johnson supported both the election of George W Bush in 2000 and his re-election in 2004.
3. Boris Johnson opposed the Kyoto treaty on climate change and supported George Bush’s opposition to it
4. Boris Johnson strongly supports nuclear power
5. Boris Johnson, on more than one occasion, talked about black people as ‘picaninnies’, he has referred to Africans as having ‘watermelon smiles’, and claimed that the original inhabitants of Uganda were capable of only ‘instant carbohydrate gratification’.
6. Boris Johnson said that in South Africa under Nelson Mandela there was established the ‘majority tyranny of black rule’
7. Boris Johnson was prepared to discuss with Darius Guppy, who was later convicted of fraud, having a journalist Stuart Collier beaten up
8. Boris Johnson opposed the introduction of the national minimum wage
9. Boris Johnson opposed full pension rights for part time workers
10. Boris Johnson is against the Social Chapter of the EU and against its provision on paternity leave.
11. Boris Johnson is opposed to the congestion charge
12. Boris Johnson supports both fox and stag hunting
13. Boris Johnson opposed the repeal of Section 28 and Labour’s ‘appalling agenda’ of the teaching of homosexuality in schools’.

Nope, I don't think I support that sort of person.
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lazarus corporation wrote:Hmm

1. Boris Johnson supported the Iraq war
2. Boris Johnson supported both the election of George W Bush in 2000 and his re-election in 2004.
3. Boris Johnson opposed the Kyoto treaty on climate change and supported George Bush’s opposition to it
4. Boris Johnson strongly supports nuclear power
5. Boris Johnson, on more than one occasion, talked about black people as ‘picaninnies’, he has referred to Africans as having ‘watermelon smiles’, and claimed that the original inhabitants of Uganda were capable of only ‘instant carbohydrate gratification’.
6. Boris Johnson said that in South Africa under Nelson Mandela there was established the ‘majority tyranny of black rule’
7. Boris Johnson was prepared to discuss with Darius Guppy, who was later convicted of fraud, having a journalist Stuart Collier beaten up
8. Boris Johnson opposed the introduction of the national minimum wage
9. Boris Johnson opposed full pension rights for part time workers
10. Boris Johnson is against the Social Chapter of the EU and against its provision on paternity leave.
11. Boris Johnson is opposed to the congestion charge
12. Boris Johnson supports both fox and stag hunting
13. Boris Johnson opposed the repeal of Section 28 and Labour’s ‘appalling agenda’ of the teaching of homosexuality in schools’.

Nope, I don't think I support that sort of person.
What? As Mayor Of Liverpool? I'd say they deserve each other. :twisted:
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boudicca wrote:
Nice to know I'm not the only one who realises. Where are the other 10 apostles then? :lol:
*hand up* Nine to go!
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Planet Dave wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:Hmm

1. Boris Johnson supported the Iraq war
2. Boris Johnson supported both the election of George W Bush in 2000 and his re-election in 2004.
3. Boris Johnson opposed the Kyoto treaty on climate change and supported George Bush’s opposition to it
4. Boris Johnson strongly supports nuclear power
5. Boris Johnson, on more than one occasion, talked about black people as ‘picaninnies’, he has referred to Africans as having ‘watermelon smiles’, and claimed that the original inhabitants of Uganda were capable of only ‘instant carbohydrate gratification’.
6. Boris Johnson said that in South Africa under Nelson Mandela there was established the ‘majority tyranny of black rule’
7. Boris Johnson was prepared to discuss with Darius Guppy, who was later convicted of fraud, having a journalist Stuart Collier beaten up
8. Boris Johnson opposed the introduction of the national minimum wage
9. Boris Johnson opposed full pension rights for part time workers
10. Boris Johnson is against the Social Chapter of the EU and against its provision on paternity leave.
11. Boris Johnson is opposed to the congestion charge
12. Boris Johnson supports both fox and stag hunting
13. Boris Johnson opposed the repeal of Section 28 and Labour’s ‘appalling agenda’ of the teaching of homosexuality in schools’.

Nope, I don't think I support that sort of person.
What? As Mayor Of Liverpool? I'd say they deserve each other. :twisted:
Good reasons not to support someone who also looks like Ted Heath.
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Does it speak? Or simply grunt and bite off your head?
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Surely whilst everyone loves him on HIGNFY no-one would vote for this tedious Tory s**te :evil:
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He's quite amusing at times on Have I Got News For You, and that's as much as I can say in his favour. However, 'personality' and 'wit' are f**k all excuse for deeply objectionable points of view.
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lazarus corporation wrote:Hmm

1. Boris Johnson supported the Iraq war
2. Boris Johnson supported both the election of George W Bush in 2000 and his re-election in 2004.
3. Boris Johnson opposed the Kyoto treaty on climate change and supported George Bush’s opposition to it
4. Boris Johnson strongly supports nuclear power
5. Boris Johnson, on more than one occasion, talked about black people as ‘picaninnies’, he has referred to Africans as having ‘watermelon smiles’, and claimed that the original inhabitants of Uganda were capable of only ‘instant carbohydrate gratification’.
6. Boris Johnson said that in South Africa under Nelson Mandela there was established the ‘majority tyranny of black rule’
7. Boris Johnson was prepared to discuss with Darius Guppy, who was later convicted of fraud, having a journalist Stuart Collier beaten up
8. Boris Johnson opposed the introduction of the national minimum wage
9. Boris Johnson opposed full pension rights for part time workers
10. Boris Johnson is against the Social Chapter of the EU and against its provision on paternity leave.
11. Boris Johnson is opposed to the congestion charge
12. Boris Johnson supports both fox and stag hunting
13. Boris Johnson opposed the repeal of Section 28 and Labour’s ‘appalling agenda’ of the teaching of homosexuality in schools’.

Nope, I don't think I support that sort of person.

Now that's just nit picking, isn't it?
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FWIW number 4 isn't that much of a problem for me. At least nuclear is less carbon-intensive than coal, oil or gas.
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markfiend wrote:FWIW number 4 isn't that much of a problem for me. At least nuclear is less carbon-intensive than coal, oil or gas.
True enough, but its also a damn site better at turning us all into mutants. Bagsie being Johnny Alpha.
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:lol: Middenface McNulty for the win ;)
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My poor heartses! :urff: :innocent: :lol:
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