Monks on the march

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Can we kiss and make up E Gypsy? ;D
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
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markfiend wrote:Ah don't worry John, it's not the first time I've been called arrogant.
Nor the last, you arrogant barsteward! :wink: :kiss: :twisted:
It's a pisser though when you take a break and settle down to watch some cyber handbags at ten paces and it all just peters out ... :evil:

* reseals the pop corn and goes back to work with a flounce *
Can't have that, not if you've got all comfy, thus...

Hey John you t**t!!

(ding ding, seconds out, round 2) :wink: :twisted: :kiss:
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SINsister wrote:Isn't there some crap song that goes something like that? I know it mentions the Discovery Channel... :roll:
Eminem has one that goes like that :D

I feel like Roger irrelevant now though :oops:
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paint it black wrote:
SINsister wrote:Isn't there some crap song that goes something like that? I know it mentions the Discovery Channel... :roll:
Eminem has one that goes like that :D

I feel like Roger irrelevant now though :oops:
No finer way to feel, Ez. Thribble. Snark.
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Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch:
Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Id appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now
(apologies for poor punctuation / spelling, I copied and pasted it from somewhere.)
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Can anyone tell me the length of a blue whale, just out of interest?
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Up to 33 metres. I think.

Today I learnt that 'Dag' is Aussie slang for the dung-matted wool around a sheep's bottom.
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Today I learnt I'm on the wrong thread. :oops:

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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Up to 33 metres. I think.

Today I learnt that 'Dag' is Aussie slang for the dung-matted wool around a sheep's bottom.
Yeah, "rattle your dags" means, like, "get a move on". :lol:
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smiscandlon wrote:
Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Up to 33 metres. I think.

Today I learnt that 'Dag' is Aussie slang for the dung-matted wool around a sheep's bottom.
Yeah, "rattle your dags" means, like, "get a move on". :lol:
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I don't think the monks appreciate your humorous attempts to derail their thread. Tsk, tsk. :lol: :P ;)
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I obviously misjudged the tone of Heartland. I am fairly new here after all.

For my part, I'd like to sincerely apologise to any Burmese monks reading this who might have been offended by my insensitivity.
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boudicca wrote:Can anyone tell me the length of a blue whale, just out of interest?
Twice its half length you nitwit.
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Forgive me HL for I have sinned. I was initially attempting to diffuse the cyber fisty-cuffs between MF & EG but now realise that my subsequent posts have derailed the thread. I apologise profusely and will now go and shave my head, wrap that spare orange bed sheet around myself and go for dinner at my local Thai restaurant.
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Forgive me HL for I have sinned. I was initially attempting to diffuse the cyber fisty-cuffs between MF & EG but now realise that my subsequent posts have derailed the thread. I apologise profusely and will now go and shave my head, wrap that spare orange bed sheet around myself and go for dinner at my local Thai restaurant.
Dya know, all this thread derailment is ruining HL. :wink: :kiss:

Giz a peek at the menu when you get there.
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Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

...or something. And of course, I was only kidding. :lol: :P


ETA: anyone remember Mission of Burma? :innocent:
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Planet Dave wrote:
Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Forgive me HL for I have sinned. I was initially attempting to diffuse the cyber fisty-cuffs between MF & EG but now realise that my subsequent posts have derailed the thread. I apologise profusely and will now go and shave my head, wrap that spare orange bed sheet around myself and go for dinner at my local Thai restaurant.
Dya know, all this thread derailment is ruining HL. :wink: :kiss:

Giz a peek at the menu when you get there.
OI! You can never really quarrel about a topic with all that derailment going on..
Terrifull! :urff:
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