Monks on the march
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Can't have that, not if you've got all comfy, thus...Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:It's a pisser though when you take a break and settle down to watch some cyber handbags at ten paces and it all just peters out ...Planet Dave wrote:Nor the last, you arrogant barsteward!markfiend wrote:Ah don't worry John, it's not the first time I've been called arrogant.
* reseals the pop corn and goes back to work with a flounce *
Hey John you t**t!!
(ding ding, seconds out, round 2)
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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Eminem has one that goes like thatSINsister wrote:Isn't there some crap song that goes something like that? I know it mentions the Discovery Channel...
I feel like Roger irrelevant now though
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No finer way to feel, Ez. Thribble. Snark.paint it black wrote:Eminem has one that goes like thatSINsister wrote:Isn't there some crap song that goes something like that? I know it mentions the Discovery Channel...
I feel like Roger irrelevant now though
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch:
(apologies for poor punctuation / spelling, I copied and pasted it from somewhere.)Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Id appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Up to 33 metres. I think.
Today I learnt that 'Dag' is Aussie slang for the dung-matted wool around a sheep's bottom.
Today I learnt that 'Dag' is Aussie slang for the dung-matted wool around a sheep's bottom.
What a season
to be beautiful
without a reason
to be beautiful
without a reason
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Today I learnt I'm on the wrong thread.
What a season
to be beautiful
without a reason
to be beautiful
without a reason
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Yeah, "rattle your dags" means, like, "get a move on".Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Up to 33 metres. I think.
Today I learnt that 'Dag' is Aussie slang for the dung-matted wool around a sheep's bottom.
анархия
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smiscandlon wrote:Yeah, "rattle your dags" means, like, "get a move on".Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Up to 33 metres. I think.
Today I learnt that 'Dag' is Aussie slang for the dung-matted wool around a sheep's bottom.
What a season
to be beautiful
without a reason
to be beautiful
without a reason
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I obviously misjudged the tone of Heartland. I am fairly new here after all.
For my part, I'd like to sincerely apologise to any Burmese monks reading this who might have been offended by my insensitivity.
For my part, I'd like to sincerely apologise to any Burmese monks reading this who might have been offended by my insensitivity.
анархия
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Twice its half length you nitwit.boudicca wrote:Can anyone tell me the length of a blue whale, just out of interest?
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Forgive me HL for I have sinned. I was initially attempting to diffuse the cyber fisty-cuffs between MF & EG but now realise that my subsequent posts have derailed the thread. I apologise profusely and will now go and shave my head, wrap that spare orange bed sheet around myself and go for dinner at my local Thai restaurant.
What a season
to be beautiful
without a reason
to be beautiful
without a reason
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Dya know, all this thread derailment is ruining HL.Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Forgive me HL for I have sinned. I was initially attempting to diffuse the cyber fisty-cuffs between MF & EG but now realise that my subsequent posts have derailed the thread. I apologise profusely and will now go and shave my head, wrap that spare orange bed sheet around myself and go for dinner at my local Thai restaurant.
Giz a peek at the menu when you get there.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
OI! You can never really quarrel about a topic with all that derailment going on..Planet Dave wrote:Dya know, all this thread derailment is ruining HL.Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Forgive me HL for I have sinned. I was initially attempting to diffuse the cyber fisty-cuffs between MF & EG but now realise that my subsequent posts have derailed the thread. I apologise profusely and will now go and shave my head, wrap that spare orange bed sheet around myself and go for dinner at my local Thai restaurant.
Giz a peek at the menu when you get there.
Terrifull!
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~Rufus T. Firefly