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Not politically correct but heh Dida that's what you are. The fan should never have been on the pitch but oh boy what an Oscar performance from the "big man"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 027114.stm
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I'm laughing at the first couple of paragraphs' description of the incident, especially...
The impact appeared minimal, but Dida collapsed to the ground and was taken off on a stretcher
But joking aside, Celtic will probably get thrown out of the competition for that.
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Just seen it on youtube. :roll: The guy didn't even seem to touch Dida! :lol:
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Was just a pat on the shoulder wasn't it? :lol:
I thought it was a "thanks mate" for the goal.
But, you're right. UEAFA will (justifiably so) take some sort of action for sure.
That still doesn't change the fact that Dida is a bl00dy great wendy house.
They ought to really take action against Dida too. :evil:
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My dad was well chuffed by that result :D . And a bit of comedy for good measure, what more could you ask for. Almost makes me want to start watching footb... naaaaaahh :P
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Just been reading this http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A27573230
If this was the sort of physical contact that removes Dida from the field of combat, he will be safer staying at home in future, but well away from the feather-duster.
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it was something of a delayed reaction from that keeper after being accosted by a ned, something akin to "WTF, c'mere ya wee baisturt, drat he's got away, I better fall over"

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He probably realized that if he made a meal of it the game might be replayed or awarded to them. Bastud! Even as a Ger I think this is terrible. C'mon the kilted game!
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I don't get it, was the fan offside or something ? What would John Smeaton say ?
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:lol: even for a non-footie fan!
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the-happening wrote:Not politically correct but heh Dida that's what you are. The fan should never have been on the pitch but oh boy what an Oscar performance from the "big man"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 027114.stm
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bushman*pm wrote::lol: even for a non-footie fan!
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Dida is an EX-goalkeeper :innocent:
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Celtic 2-1 AC Milan

just thought I'd post that for those as missed it ;D
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James Blast wrote:Celtic 2-1 AC Milan

just thought I'd post that for those as missed it ;D
i should repley in the SHT thread for this :twisted:
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The sheep shaggers are through in the UEFA Cup! :eek:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:The sheep shaggers are through in the UEFA Cup! :eek:
Assuming (though I may be wrong) that you mean Aberdeen BBB. :?: In which case its probably worth pointing out that they've got a history of actually winning cups in Europe too. Can't remember who the manager was. :wink: Celtic, didn't they win a really big euro trophy as well once?
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Planet Dave wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:The sheep shaggers are through in the UEFA Cup! :eek:
Assuming (though I may be wrong) that you mean Aberdeen BBB. :?: In which case its probably worth pointing out that they've got a history of actually winning cups in Europe too. Can't remember who the manager was. :wink: Celtic, didn't they win a really big euro trophy as well once?
C'mon we did win the European Cup Winners Cup once :oops:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:The sheep shaggers are through in the UEFA Cup! :eek:
Assuming (though I may be wrong) that you mean Aberdeen BBB. :?: In which case its probably worth pointing out that they've got a history of actually winning cups in Europe too. Can't remember who the manager was. :wink: Celtic, didn't they win a really big euro trophy as well once?
C'mon we did win the European Cup Winners Cup once :oops:
Did you? Who, Rangers? Then I apologise, I assumed there were only 2 clubs with euro pedigree in Scotland :oops:

FWIW tuesdays result was staggering, although i hold zero affinity to them, I can acknowledge a damn fine euro-performance when i see one. I didn't see one at OT on the same night, but who gives one with 6 points in the bag. :twisted: 8)

Anyway, Dida - fckn Dodo more like.
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Planet Dave wrote: Did you? Who, Rangers? Then I apologise, I assumed there were only 2 clubs with euro pedigree in Scotland :oops:

FWIW tuesdays result was staggering, although i hold zero affinity to them, I can acknowledge a damn fine euro-performance when i see one. I didn't see one at OT on the same night, but who gives one with 6 points in the bag. :twisted: 8)

Anyway, Dida - fckn Dodo more like.
Yeah, Rangers won it once! I am really happy that the 3 Scottish teams have done so well in Europe this season. :D
Dida should get a red card for diving! :evil:
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I think Mr. Scott may have something to say on this matter... :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:I think Mr. Scott may have something to say on this matter... :innocent:
Like what? We're talkin european football here. :lol: :wink:
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A Celtic fan got on to the pitch and attacked the AC Milan keeper last night. UEFA have said they are taking the matter very seriously and are to launch an investigation. If Celtic are found guilty then Leeds Utd will be deducted a further 10 points. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Purple Light wrote:A Celtic fan got on to the pitch and attacked the AC Milan keeper last night. UEFA have said they are taking the matter very seriously and are to launch an investigation. If Celtic are found guilty then Leeds Utd will be deducted a further 10 points. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Purple Light wrote:A Celtic fan got on to the pitch and attacked the AC Milan keeper last night. UEFA have said they are taking the matter very seriously and are to launch an investigation. If Celtic are found guilty then Leeds Utd will be deducted a further 10 points. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just the 10? Lenient if you ask me. :twisted:
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