Kiss the Carpet.
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nick the stripper
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It's about attracting an STD, isn't it?
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EvilBastard
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I thought it was about Spiggy -
"I kissed I kissed the carpet"
"I climbed the curtain" is definitely a cat reference.
"I kissed I kissed the carpet"
"I climbed the curtain" is definitely a cat reference.
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not if it's iron
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Next time he'll look before he kisses the carpet.SINsister wrote:Hopefully, they've been shampooed first, eh?
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EvilBastard
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Do you mean
"Nex tyme ai'll luk b4 ai leepz, nex tyme teh darknis, nex tyme ai'll luk b4 ai, kiss teh karpitz - kthxbai"?
"Nex tyme ai'll luk b4 ai leepz, nex tyme teh darknis, nex tyme ai'll luk b4 ai, kiss teh karpitz - kthxbai"?
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
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"I climb the curtains"; I'm sure I've heard that phrase in association with drug withdrawal. See also "climbing the walls".
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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—Bertrand Russell
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Andy's hamster had died.
By accident he'd gotten an albino hamster replacement [hence the red eyes].
Andy sure didn't like that, cuz as y'all know the dirt shows remarkably on white color; moreover, the white rat was female! [she wear dust].
Andy then tried to grab the little albino monster in order to get rid of it
In the process of doing so, he smacked his kisser to the floor and had to pull himself up by the curtain. [bust - carpet - curtain scene]
Andy is bewildered - he was so bloody sure he'd gotten the albino, but it had escaped again! [I was sure, certain]
Lesson learned for Andy: better watch it when you try to get hold of an albino hamster [next time I look before etc etc].
I know.
I'll get me coat then.
By accident he'd gotten an albino hamster replacement [hence the red eyes].
Andy sure didn't like that, cuz as y'all know the dirt shows remarkably on white color; moreover, the white rat was female! [she wear dust].
Andy then tried to grab the little albino monster in order to get rid of it
In the process of doing so, he smacked his kisser to the floor and had to pull himself up by the curtain. [bust - carpet - curtain scene]
Andy is bewildered - he was so bloody sure he'd gotten the albino, but it had escaped again! [I was sure, certain]
Lesson learned for Andy: better watch it when you try to get hold of an albino hamster [next time I look before etc etc].
I know.
I'll get me coat then.
Immodium for the people
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nick the stripper
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He says next time the darkness? I always thought it was next time the carpet. The lyrics don't seem so jagged now.EvilBastard wrote:Do you mean
"Nex tyme ai'll luk b4 ai leepz, nex tyme teh darknis, nex tyme ai'll luk b4 ai, kiss teh karpitz - kthxbai"?
Addition - I've just listened to the song again, and the lyrics are definitely next time I’ll look before I… next time the carpet. Next time I’ll look before I… kiss the carpet.
Not exactly hardcore evidence of the definition, but I found this.markfiend wrote:"I climb the curtains"; I'm sure I've heard that phrase in association with drug withdrawal. See also "climbing the walls".
I'm aware that Black Planet was probably joking, but could this song be about both amphetamines and cold war paranoia?2. curtain climber
A crack head. paranoid. Constantly getting up to look out the window to make sure the cops arent coming. Nosey person, wanting to know whats going on all the damn time. Frequently seen at ghetto apartment complexes, cheap hotels, projects and pych wards.
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I thought "climbing the walls" was a euphemism for losing one's mind (or feeling like one's losing one's mind, hehe) - i.e., from boredom, frustration, etc..?markfiend wrote:"I climb the curtains"; I'm sure I've heard that phrase in association with drug withdrawal. See also "climbing the walls".
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So as usual...
To quote the Big Philosopher Johan Edlund:
"Our next song is about our drinking problems. In fact, ALL our songs are about our drinking problems. Cheers!"
IZ.
To quote the Big Philosopher Johan Edlund:
"Our next song is about our drinking problems. In fact, ALL our songs are about our drinking problems. Cheers!"
IZ.
All of their songs are secretly Roadrunner/Wile E Coyote references.
"I went over, over, over, over"
"I went over, over, over, over"
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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"Some kind of stranger come inside"?
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
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When I hear these lyrics they make me smile! Must be my mind!!Quiff Boy wrote:so its not about muching on rugs then?
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Little Johnny Jewel
Relevant?Tom Verlaine wrote:Some thought that this was sad,
And others thought it mad,
They just scratching the surface,
JJ can do the floor kiss.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
I think it's a mis-hearing of Some Kinda Love by the Velvets:
Spacemen 3 do a cover in which they make the very same mistake (verse beginning approx 3:11)Put jelly on your shoulder baby
Lie down upon the carpet
Between thought and expression
Let us now kiss the culprit
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
Of course all of this depends on whether or not the carpet matches the curtains.I kissed, I kissed the carpet
I climbed the curtain
Maybe it really is just that crude?
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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Yeah honestly I always heard 'curtain' in the Macc Lads (NSFW) sense of the word.
Do you remember a time when angels... do you remember a time when fear?
In the days when I was stronger, in the days when you were here?
In the days when I was stronger, in the days when you were here?
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