The very first heartland baby

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Mrs RicheyJames
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Is one today!!

Where does the time go?

He even tried to phone our Quiffy a few weeks ago to remind him :lol:


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;D :notworthy:
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heppie heppie Bday
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If you like. You must bring booze though.
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Awwwww :D :notworthy:

Happy Birthday Malachi, and best of luck for your future. God knows you'll need it with your parents. :eek: :wink: :kiss:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:If you like. You must bring booze though.
:lol:

Happy Birthday little fella 8)
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Planet Dave wrote:Awwwww :D :notworthy:

Happy Birthday Malachi, and best of luck for your future. God knows you'll need it with your parents. :eek: :wink: :kiss:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Awwwww :D :notworthy:

Happy Birthday Malachi, and best of luck for your future. God knows you'll need it with your parents. :eek: :wink: :kiss:
Shut it you pile.
I missed this kinda short one-liners :notworthy:

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What a lovely looking baby...are you sure the hospital gave you the right one? :innocent: :lol:

Anyway happy birthday litte un.
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Happy b(aby)-day! :)
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Y'can't give a baby booze!
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James Blast wrote:Y'can't give a baby booze!
Correction - you can, but maybe you shouldn't :lol:

My old man sometimes used to pour cognac on his icecream, and when I was very ikkle he'd feed me the odd spoonful. Which probably explains a lot about my adult behaviour! :lol:

Happy birthday, small person 8)
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James Blast wrote:Y'can't give a baby booze!
He can get his sodding own. It's for me innit?
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AWWWWWW! Bappy Hirthday, little man! ;D


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aye indeed, she's been missed.
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Give the boy a bottle!
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James Blast wrote:Y'can't give a baby booze!
Ahem.

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:innocent:

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James Blast wrote:Y'can't give a baby booze!
Unless it's baby booze!
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Congrats!!! :)

Our little girl's first birthday will be next month!
Really looking forward to that!

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Happy birthday.. please don't hurt me, Mrs RJ.
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mh wrote:
James Blast wrote:Y'can't give a baby booze!
Unless it's baby booze!
Booze made from babies?! :urff:
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scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:Y'can't give a baby booze!
Ahem.

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Happy Birthday to the offspring of the Scary Woman :notworthy:
He looks half cut!! And has the flushed cheeks of a regular drinker.

Good lad :lol:

I also notice he has copied Malachi by having the same t-shirt :lol: (isn't George great for kiddies clothes?)
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