One fine, sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He was walking by a small stream when, sitting on a nearby toadstool, he noticed a ..sad, sad-looking frog.
"What's wrong with you?" said the priest.
"Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog"
"Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain?"
Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choirboy at your very church. I too was walking by this stream when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest.
'Let me past!' I cried, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of
her wand, turned me into the frog you now see before you"
"That's an incredible story!" the priest said "Is there no way of reversing the witch's spell?"
"Yes" said the frog "It is said that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home, give me food and warmth and a good night's sleep, I would wake up as a boy again"
"Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and forthwith picked up the frog and took him home.
He gave him lots of food, placed him by the fire, and at ...bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. And lo and behold! Miracle of miracles!
For, when he awoke next morning, there was the 11 year old Choirboy beside him in bed.
And that, your Honour, is the case for the Defence.
The Frog
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My belly hurts for laughing so much....
I would love to send this joke to the lawyers of the important guys that are in jail.
The sad thing is that Portugal is one of the countries choosen by those kind of beasts to practice pedophilia. Lots of kids were abuse and continue to be abuse by important guys, that are very good persons, great fathers, great professionals and friends in the eyes of the portuguese society.
That includes jornalists, doctors, government guys, priests,etc...
Madeira, for example, was consider the paradise by all that scum. Very known people, from the all world, go there to "taste" the "typicall portuguese food".
My belly hurts for laughing so much....
I would love to send this joke to the lawyers of the important guys that are in jail.
The sad thing is that Portugal is one of the countries choosen by those kind of beasts to practice pedophilia. Lots of kids were abuse and continue to be abuse by important guys, that are very good persons, great fathers, great professionals and friends in the eyes of the portuguese society.
That includes jornalists, doctors, government guys, priests,etc...
Madeira, for example, was consider the paradise by all that scum. Very known people, from the all world, go there to "taste" the "typicall portuguese food".
