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the Ewok - Wooky thing.


George used Ewoks because he didn't want them to have technology, but as we all know (offcource) Wookies use blasters and stuff :D
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spot778 wrote:As far as the continuity goes for Splinter it doesn't count as cannon, has some nice ideas but it's Alan Dean (movie novelization king) Foster.
Alan Dean Foster has done stuff that doesn't involve movie novelisations - his Spellsinger series was flippin' brilliant (read it if you haven't), and Cat-a-lyst was great.
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christophe wrote:Ps, I liked my own Epi 3 script better, it had Anakin killing Jar Jar Binks :twisted:
When watching The Tampon Menace* I assumed that Anakin's descent to the Dark Side would start with him killing Darth Maul in revenge for Qui Gonn's death. Heh, that theory lasted long.

Star Wars Episodes 1 to 3: Three films of George Lucas p!ssing on my childhood

* bad pun taken from the common name for Dave Vanian's band The Tampon Cords
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I meant no disrespect to Mr. Foster. He does write good stuff and I enjoyed Splinter.

I urge all of to try and find the Chinese version of Ep1 the english subs are so freaking funny you actually enjoy the movie.
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markfiend wrote:The Tampon Menace*
Is that anything like (Sanitary) Padme I'madullard? :lol: :innocent:


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SINsister wrote:
markfiend wrote:The Tampon Menace*
Is that anything like (Sanitary) Padme I'madullard? :lol: :innocent:


*Hides*
:lol: probably

Which reminds me: What do Picasso and a princess have in common?
















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Oy. :lol: :roll:
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Ah my mistake tis Episode 3

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Star Wars deleted scenes. I've never seen these before :

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/42183/detail/

And... The Holiday Special...
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spot778 wrote:
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What on earth are they talking about? :eek:
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markfiend wrote:
SINsister wrote:
markfiend wrote:The Tampon Menace*
Is that anything like (Sanitary) Padme I'madullard? :lol: :innocent:


*Hides*
:lol: probably

Which reminds me: What do Picasso and a princess have in common?
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As we seem to have descended to toilet humour...

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A. So the crabs can bungee jump
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Seen those screencaps before.. "DO NOT WANT!!!" :lol:
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Dark wrote:Seen those screencaps before.. "DO NOT WANT!!!" :lol:
You mean...

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