My Heartland tshirt

30 Oct 2007, 14:56

BillyBadBreaks wrote:have you been drinking Quiffy?

you'd think so wouldn't you?

i obviously need to start cutting my smack with something less hallucinatory

^Dirge^ · 31 Oct 2007, 00:05

hi there

I ordered (payed) 2 tshirts:
1 x Large mens
and
1 x Small womens

and I received 1 tshirt:
1 x Large mens

cheers
Francisco

Debaser · 31 Oct 2007, 00:12

Why I'm reading this I'm not sure....but from what can make out...you've recieved one small ladies and one large men's - is this right?

Was that not what you ordered?

31 Oct 2007, 00:21

Francisco

you seem to be saying different things in each post

i will happily send you what you are missing, but first i need to understand exactly what has been sent out...

thanks
qb

(can anyone here speak spanish/portuguese? its like pulling teeth trying to resolve this

)

^Dirge^ · 31 Oct 2007, 00:50

Hi there

I payed 2 tshirts and I received only 1...!

Like I said before:
ordered (payed) 2 tshirts:
1 x Large mens
and
1 x Small womens

and I received 1 tshirt:
1 x Large mens

Quiff: dont you know what you sent...? Dont you know what I payed...?

Cheers
F

^Dirge^ · 31 Oct 2007, 00:57

Debaser:

Can you show me when I said I received 2 tshirts...?

"you've recieved one small ladies and one large men's"

31 Oct 2007, 01:37

From this thread, some quotes (I added the bold):

^Dirge^ wrote:hi there

I ordered (payed) 2 tshirts:
1 x Large mens
and
1 x Small womens

and I received 1 tshirt:
1 x Large mens

cheers
Francisco

and

^Dirge^ wrote:I ordered 2 and received 1 (size S female)?!?!?

and

Quiff Boy wrote:i sent 2 parcels to the address that was in the paypal order - one tshirt in each parcel

This all sounds like a misunderstanding. Maybe the second shirt (which is in a second package) is still in transit? Maybe we are confused by what was received already? Maybe the slowness in the second package is due to the recent postal strike backlog? I am just specualting.

If it makes you feel better, I received my shirt from Quiff Boy without any problems, and it was sent a much farther distance from England than Portugal. (Plus, it takes three months to get my Christmas cards from Glasgow.

) QB certainly is not trying to cheat you out of your payment. Many of us here have had smooth transactions with him. I suspect that the second shirt is simply held up along the postal route somewhere. It may sound strange, but I have had mail sent at the same time to the same city end up in my friends' mailboxes several days apart. Something similar may be happening with the two packages which were sent to you.

Big Si · 31 Oct 2007, 02:07

^Dirge^ wrote:hi there

Tshirt arrived... but...

I ordered 2 and received 1 (size S female)?!?!?

can you please change L into M...?

Thanx in advance...

Francisco

S = Small - de Pequeno Porte
M = Medium - de Medio Porte
L = Large - de Grande Porte

Para que postar consta que voce recebido Um Blusa Feminino de Pequeno Porte, apenas voce alteracao el perdido Blusa Masculino de Grande Porte, para Um Novo Blusa Masculino de Medio Porte.

(That post says you received 1 Small Female Shirt, but you want to exchange your missing Large Male Shirt, for a new Medium Male Shirt instead.)

^Dirge^ wrote:Hi there

I payed 2 tshirts and I received only 1...!

Like I said before:
ordered (payed) 2 tshirts:
1 x Large mens
and
1 x Small womens

and I received 1 tshirt:
1 x Large mens

Quiff: dont you know what you sent...? Dont you know what I payed...?

Cheers
F

Por qualquer meio, que postar acima mencionado avisado para que voce recebido Um Blusa Masculino de Grande Porte, apenas voce aquisiÃ§Ã£o para Um Blusa Feminino de Pequeno Porte entretantos perdido.

(However, the post above advises that you have in fact received the Large Male Shirt, but you have not received the Small Female Shirt.)

And your Pidgin English is far better than my Pidgin Portuguese

Ozpat · 31 Oct 2007, 07:35

What a story...

Dark · 31 Oct 2007, 08:31

Well, at least from it we've learned that Big Si can speak a bit of Portugese.

Izzy HaveMercy · 31 Oct 2007, 08:59

Dark wrote:Well, at least from it we've learned that Big Si can speak a bit of Portugese.

Not convinced until Dirge replies tho. For all we know, it's just Gorbal Weegie

Dirge, just to make you at ease, I ordered my t-shirt years ago without any problems, so be sure this case will be solved.

Quiffy is a cool guy and was always correct with stuff.

IZ.

31 Oct 2007, 10:27

^Dirge^ wrote:Quiff: dont you know what you sent...? Dont you know what I payed...?

this is the paypal 'details' screen for your order:

Shopping Cart Payment Received (ID Number 7[rest of number removed]A)

Name: Luis [rest of name removed] (The sender of this payment is Non-US - Verified)
Email: [address removed]@light-shop.net
Payment Sent to: [address removed]@myheartland.co.uk

Shopping Cart Contents

Qty Item Options Price
2 Heartland FORUM THING T-shirt Size: Large (standard fit) Â£22.00 GBP

Amount Â£22.00 GBP

Order Description: Shopping Cart
Item Total: Â£22.00 GBP
Postage: Â£0.00 GBP
Packing: Â£0.00 GBP

Total Amount: Â£22.00 GBP
Fee Amount: -Â£1.06 GBP
Net Amount: Â£20.94 GBP

Date: 18 Sep. 2007
Time: 19:15:25 PDT
Status: Completed

Seller Protection Policy: Ineligible

Postal Address:
[full address removed]
Portugal
Unconfirmed

Payment Type: Instant

and i am fairly sure i sent out 2 parcels, each containing a large men's shirt, AS YOUR ORDER STATES, but i acknowledge i may have packed one of them incorrectly.

however, you have now told me 3 different versions of what you have received. that is why i am confused.

this gives us two options:

1) if the second shirt has not yet turned up, and you wish to cancel your order, please return the shirt you already have and i will reimburse you the full cost of your order and the cost of the return postage.

if the second missing shirt turns up you can then return that too, and i will reimburse you the cost of that item's postage also.

2) if you don't want to return the shirt(s) and cancel the order, please - tell me clearly ONCE AND FOR ALL what you have received so far. i will compare this with your paypal order (as above) and send you any outstanding items.

as with option 1, if the second missing shirt turns up eventually, you can then return that too, and i will reimburse you the cost of that item's postage as before.

i'm sorry this has turned out to be more complicated that it should be but i really am trying to help you. its just that your differing accounts of the story are confusing and hard to follow.

i guess there's a lesson here for me regarding selling stuff online

silentNate · 31 Oct 2007, 10:41

When I ordered my t-shirt it arrived without problem. I'm sorry to hear this guy is having problems but in my case I would give good customer feedback.

James Blast · 31 Oct 2007, 15:39

Gawd, I love it when you're domineering Barry

^Dirge^ · 31 Oct 2007, 17:06

hi thre

Quiff: Maybe my friend didnt ordered what I asked... however I only received 1 tshirt in 1 parcel... I havent received the second parcel...
I will return to you the tshirt I received and please send me:
1 M Male
1 S female

did I made myself clear...?

Thanx
Francisco

31 Oct 2007, 17:09

ahh, now i understand

right, i'll check what iu have left tonight and make sure i have a medium men's shirt and a small woman's shirt in stock (i'm pretty sure i have) and then let you know... we can sort it from there

phew! i'm glad thats clear now

Big Si · 31 Oct 2007, 21:14

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Dark wrote:Well, at least from it we've learned that Big Si can speak a bit of Portugese.
Not convinced until Dirge replies tho. For all we know, it's just Gorbal Weegie

IZ.

Well my uncle's fluent in the language, as he's a former (now retired) University Lecturer in Portuguese, and has also written his own published study course on learning the language, setup an online learning website and was made an honorary Knight Commander for his services to the Portuguese People and the Embassy in London

My online translator used for the post above - It's easy when you know where to look.

Get back to making my Drink Coaster's mybelgiannemesis

31 Oct 2007, 21:14

unlike your spelling

EvilBastard · 31 Oct 2007, 21:24

silentNate wrote:When I ordered my t-shirt it arrived without problem. I'm sorry to hear this guy is having problems but in my case I would give good customer feedback.

I would concur - as I recall it took about 10 days to get the shirt delivered from WhereverQuiffyIs to WhereverIam, which is pretty speedy. Sounds like there was a bit of a mixup between Dirge's mouth, his friend's ears, and His Heartlandic Majesty's email box - oh how we larfed

Big Si · 31 Oct 2007, 21:36

Pista wrote:unlike your spelling

My Portuguese? That's why it's called Pidgin

Gripper · 01 Nov 2007, 12:53

^Dirge^ wrote:
can you please change L into M...?

90 degree wash and two hours in the tumble drier.

Then, obviously, do the same with the T-shirt.

Izzy HaveMercy · 01 Nov 2007, 13:57

Gripper wrote:
^Dirge^ wrote:
can you please change L into M...?

90 degree wash and two hours in the tumble drier.

Then, obviously, do the same with the T-shirt.

I was going to say "when on azerty, just move your finger one key to the right", but your method is funnier

IZ.

SomeKindOfStranger · 03 Nov 2007, 14:37

..or just wait 950 years....

^Dirge^ · 09 Nov 2007, 22:27

Hi Quiff

Havent you received the tshirt yet...?

cheers

James Blast · 10 Nov 2007, 00:50

I prophesy disaster