Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
This had many a Jambo rolling around in laughter today
Copied & Pasted from a Hibs Forum TODAY
On the anniversary of 9/11 not one so called newspaper has written anything to mark the occasion. Was it only six years ago on that chilly november morning?
One assumes in todays celebrity obsessed culture we have higher things on our mind.
What? ....Still too soon?
There is indeed One Born Every Minute
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
There's a few HEARTS fans on that Hibby forum, you can imagine their replies
Probably the best thread I've ever seen
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
you have whetted oor appetite noo, we demand a linky
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
James Blast wrote:you have whetted oor appetite noo, we demand a linky
I'll cost you £10 to join
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
James Blast wrote:I never knew you were that cheap Keith
, the words, "Thick, Stupid, Ignorant, Plum, Knob, Bell End, Cock, Dick, Fanny, Baw Bag, Sack, Tit, Erse & Nipple" have had a good airing tonight
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Maisey wrote:I think I'm being a bit slow, but I don't get it...
..........you kiddin'?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Maisey wrote:I think I'm being a bit slow, but I don't get it...
..........you kiddin'?
In the US 9/11 is the dreaded September the 11th
In the UK 9/11 is the 9th November which is today
That's slightly more polite than the replies on the HEARTS forum
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele