Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
EvilBastard wrote:Put it this way...if you had friends staying this weekend, and they needed to be punished, you might ask "her" to "beat my guest" - apparently (s)he's got a whip in her valise...
Yes, gloriously dreadful lyrics! Who taought ya to torture?
