Yet another test..When will you die?

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Lynchfanatic
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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 14, 2033
at the age of 53 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Hmmmmmmm... Well I luckely wont get too old. Just the right age.
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Public Execution In a Third World Country (11%)
:eek: :?:

Oh, and I forgot the link :roll:

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
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Mrs RicheyJames
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July 22, 2046
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (5%)

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Only a paand.
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... not sure I should post that ...

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (10%) :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Alien Abduction (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
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Y
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forgot the age...

June 29, 2063
at the age of 89 years old.
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October 14, 2049
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Homicide (15%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

Wow...I'm almost as likely to get killed as to die of cancer. If I'm doing things at 70 that provoke homicide, then rock on old me! :notworthy: 8)
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CorpPunk wrote:Wow...I'm almost as likely to get killed as to die of cancer. If I'm doing things at 70 that provoke homicide, then rock on old me! :notworthy: 8)
:lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :von:
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January 25..... 8)
at the age of 79 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)

Well, it's nice to know I'm still alive...I thought I was already dead.
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Y wrote:... not sure I should post that ...

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (10%) :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
You wouldn't have been friends with Michael Hutchence then? :eek:
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RicheyJames
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 19, 2003
at the age of 28 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Horrible Accident (74%)
Third Degree Burns (13%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Alcoholism (3%)
Cancer (3%)
Heart Attack (2%)
:eek: umm... well i guess it's time to start cashing bad cheques...
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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Izzy HaveMercy
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November 23, 2047
at the age of 72 years old.

OK. So I beat Death.
What now?
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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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dead stars
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 30, 2028
at the age of 55 years old.

Cancer (42%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Overdose (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Loneliness (5%)

OK, how many years yet? Gee, more than 20 more years waiting to die! I don't know if I'll live that long! :D
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khepri II
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at the age of 77 years old.

Auto-Fellatio (10%)

the machine knows me too well. Time to have another rib removed me thinks
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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Izzy HaveMercy
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September 15, 2003
at the age of 28 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)

Four days to go, peeps.
Twas nice knowing you...

Suicide (5%)
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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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Black Planet wrote:
Y wrote:... not sure I should post that ...

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (10%) :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
You wouldn't have been friends with Michael Hutchence then? :eek:
Hum.. not a big fan of INXS... I thought he committed suicide. :?
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 26, 2035
at the age of 64 years old - any Beatles fans on the forum :wink:


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%) - Time to stop smoking - Again! :innocent:
Heart Attack (15%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%) :eek:
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
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khepri II wrote:at the age of 77 years old.

Auto-Fellatio (10%)

the machine knows me too well. Time to have another rib removed me thinks
wow, that's not to far off then :innocent: :wink:
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khepri II wrote:at the age of 77 years old.

Auto-Fellatio (10%)

the machine knows me too well. Time to have another rib removed me thinks

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Well, the bright side: it'll be an enjoyable death! :D

Wait a minute, 77 years old and you'll still be doing that s***?! :eek:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:September 15, 2003
at the age of 28 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)

Four days to go, peeps.
Twas nice knowing you...

Suicide (5%)
Gee, Izzy, we'll miss you. :cry:
Now that you were starting to become a famous rock star and all - some day with your own forum - and you could buy us beers and we could say we know you and stuff!... Life's a bitch!
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Eldritch's time of death
(if I can't get his time of birth...)

considering he is a male, 170cm, 70 kg, had 20 sexual partners (5 of which unprotected), does a lot of drugs and drinks like a sponge and does not know the meaning of exercise (and some other personally fantasising), he will die on:

January 24, 2022
at the age of 62 years old.

due to:

Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Overdose (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

I have a feeling I'm underestimating the sexual partners considering the population of Berlin, though...

Anyway, 20 years left to produce the last album. Is there hope? :(
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Y wrote:forgot the age...

June 29, 2063
at the age of 89 years old.
89????!!!! how did you manage to get that age? do you ever leave the house??!

I've always thought I was prety damn healthy, but I only got
July 26, 2053
at the age of 73.

it's not fair that you'll live for ten years after I die!!!!
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Jim
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April 10, 2047
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Lamia
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Joined: 29 Jul 2003, 18:26
Location: Portsmuff

May 30, 2033
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Homicide (15%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) - yep, ill go with this one! :innocent:
Intimations of mortality are all about me.....
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Nancy_78
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April 17, 2061
at the age of 82 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Andrew Eldritch wrote: "I'm actually quite a decent bastard..." (New Musical Express, February 27th 1988)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 26, 2048
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (14%)
Electrolysis (13%) :?: :?: :?:
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Suicide (10%) :cry:
Cancer (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%) :urff:
Alien Abduction (6%) :eek:
i can live with that.... :roll:
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