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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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RicheyJames
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click here for free cash

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still a great opportunity
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http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2547

Think you need to go there mate :twisted:
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RicheyJames
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you, on the other hand, should be here

and i'm not your mate
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Tinkerbell
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Like it Richey.
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Loki
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RicheyJames wrote:you, on the other hand, should be here

and i'm not your mate
Play nicely children. Or you'll catch the eye of CB. He doesn't like to be disturbed when counting his money. :von:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:you, on the other hand, should be here

and i'm not your mate
Play nicely children. Or you'll catch the eye of CB. He doesn't like to be disturbed when counting his money. :von:
:D :D :D
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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I wonder how many people you could get away with selling your soul to. It's not like they can prove you've already sold it. And you're damned anyway...
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Loki
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Jim wrote:I wonder how many people you could get away with selling your soul to. It's not like they can prove you've already sold it. And you're damned anyway...
The ebay police would pick it up.

Jim: I've been back on Heartland for 4 days now and you haven't made any ageist comments. Is everything OK?
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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mayhem
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Well they only offered me a measly 13 grand for my soul & said that 64% of people had a purer soul than me!

13 grand /eternity, not a pretty hourly rate, think I'll hold out for something better

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Your soul is worth £5918. For your peace of mind, 92% of people have a purer soul than you. :twisted: :twisted:


Wow, I didn't think I was THAT unpure!!!! :eek: :eek:
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Loki
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Your soul is worth £91373. For your peace of mind, 4% of people have a purer soul than you. :D :D :D

Okay, okay ...maybe I told one or two lies ... :innocent:
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Black Planet
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Wow, JohnnyBoy...your just a goody two shoes aren't you... :roll:
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Loki
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Black Planet wrote:Wow, JohnnyBoy...your just a goody two shoes aren't you... :roll:
Nope. Just a pathological liar. :twisted:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Wow, JohnnyBoy...your just a goody two shoes aren't you... :roll:
Nope. Just a pathological liar. :twisted:
in that case, its probably worth about £2.57 ;)
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Loki
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Wow, JohnnyBoy...your just a goody two shoes aren't you... :roll:
Nope. Just a pathological liar. :twisted:
in that case, its probably worth about £2.57 ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Your soul is worth £10860. For your peace of mind, 75% of people have a purer soul than you

I'm astounded - I always thought I was a nice boy.
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Am I the only one going to hell here!!! Or should I say ...Bad Girl City?
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Jim wrote:Your soul is worth £10860. For your peace of mind, 75% of people have a purer soul than you

I'm astounded - I always thought I was a nice boy.
I think the 'pants' episode has a negative effect on your purity. :wink:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Your soul is worth £26809. For your peace of mind, 31% of people have a purer soul than you.
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Loki
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Black Planet wrote:Am I the only one going to hell here!!! Or should I say ...Bad Girl City?
Yep. Send us a postcard. :twisted:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Black Planet
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Am I the only one going to hell here!!! Or should I say ...Bad Girl City?
Yep. Send us a postcard. :twisted:
This is pretty awful...I answered those questions honestly!!!! :roll:
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Loki
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Black Planet wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Am I the only one going to hell here!!! Or should I say ...Bad Girl City?
Yep. Send us a postcard. :twisted:
This is pretty awful...I answered those questions honestly!!!! :roll:
Should have lied on the 'do you indulge in autoerotic practises?' That's a BIG black mark. :eek:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Black Planet
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Johnny Boy wrote: Should have lied on the 'do you indulge in autoerotic practises?' That's a BIG black mark. :eek:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

I thought that was all about cars...you know...

Auto Erotica
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Black Planet wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote: Should have lied on the 'do you indulge in autoerotic practises?' That's a BIG black mark. :eek:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

I thought that was all about cars...you know...

Auto Erotica
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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