Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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05 Dec 2007, 20:37
Busy busy busy!
The guy they took on as my assistant has gone; he was completely useless. For the geeky among you, a taste of the html code he wrote:
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<div align="center"><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span><span class="style1"><img src="spacer.gif" width="100" height="100"></span></div>
<p class="style2"> </p>
<p class="style2"> </p>
<p class="style2"> </p>
<p class="style2"> </p>
<p class="style2"> </p> Like, WTF?
Anyone looking for work as an assistant php/html programmer/designer in Leeds get in touch
I'm that busy, I can't even face coming online at home most of the time. I'm working 9 and 10 hour days trying to do two people's work! But hey, the job's exactly what I want to be doing, and the people are great.
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05 Dec 2007, 20:46
who let the Meerraat back in?
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mh
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05 Dec 2007, 20:53
Looks like FrontPage to me.
At least, I would sincerely hope that
no-one would consciously write something like that by hand.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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05 Dec 2007, 20:55
James Blast wrote: who let the Meerraat back in?
So meerkats play Offside too? I thought it was just ordinary cats.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
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05 Dec 2007, 20:58
That's not FrontPage.. I used to use FrontPage and it wasn't as bad as
that .
Though I always tidied the code up by hand afterwards.
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05 Dec 2007, 21:03
No, he managed to come up with that monstrosity in Dreamweaver.
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James Blast wrote: who let the Meerraat back in?
Oh, feel my pain
Br'er James they've got me working on a Peecee! On Windoze!
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markfiend wrote: No, he managed to come up with that monstrosity in Dreamweaver.
Does Gary Wright know about this?!
Coat!
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05 Dec 2007, 21:15
markfiend wrote:
Anyone looking for work as an assistant php/html programmer/designer in Leeds get in touch
You know where I am comrade.
James Blast
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05 Dec 2007, 22:36
markfiend wrote: Oh, feel my pain
Br'er James they've got me working on a Peecee! On Windoze!
you are forgiven Oh My Brother!
SINsister wrote: Does Gary Wright know about this?!
I have a feeling only you and I will get that
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James Blast wrote: SINsister wrote: Does Gary Wright know about this?!
I have a feeling only you and I will get that
Pffffffffffffffft.
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05 Dec 2007, 22:49
what band was he in in the 70s, then
no Googling!
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I know the answer to that, Mistah Blast, but
only because I looked him up earlier for the lyrics to the afore-alluded-to tune...
James Blast
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05 Dec 2007, 23:55
I think I saw them support Uriah Heep...
we need Thrash Harry to confirm that tho' "And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".Peter Steele
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06 Dec 2007, 00:03
James Blast wrote: SINsister wrote: Does Gary Wright know about this?!
I have a feeling only you and I will get that
Thanks much, guys. Talk about internal jukebox. Guess what is going through my head now, especially the electronic fluttering noises?
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James Blast
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06 Dec 2007, 00:19
I'm a Spooky Tooth kinda guy and she's lyin'!
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Petseri wrote: Thanks much, guys. Talk about internal jukebox. Guess what is going through my head now, especially the electronic fluttering noises?
Bwahahaha! Ok, so now
you know how
I feel every friggin' time I see that confounded word!
GRRRRRRR.
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James Blast wrote: I'm a Spooky Tooth kinda guy and she's lyin'!
Ok, ok, maybe not
kindergarten , then. But surely 'tweren't past 2nd or 3rd grade! Cripes!
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06 Dec 2007, 00:34
what happens when you see Flash ?
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08 Dec 2007, 09:18
What the f*ck are you lot on about?
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08 Dec 2007, 10:32
This is HL,
Mark , and you of all people should know better than to ask that kinda question.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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mh wrote: This is HL,
Mark , and you of all people should know better than to ask that kinda question.
Well, yeah
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08 Dec 2007, 17:23
markfiend wrote: What the f*ck are you lot on about?
Ask MC Blaaast, maaaaaan!
