I'm going off on my holidays in 10 days - 3 weeks in sunny Iran, so my return is not guaranteed!
I've got a stack of weeds inherited from BananaMan, so if anyone wants them before the festive period please tell me soon so I can get them out the door.
Christmas and New Year without a drink is going to be interesting, but I'm sure I'll manage. Anyone want anything brought back - manuals on revolutionary warfare, a Republican Guard Action Man, or the latest edition of Islamic Playboy ("Miss December - check out those ankles!"), let me know and I'll see what can be done.
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Less Holiday in Cambodia than Rock the Casbah, I'm hoping. No offense taken - I just want to go and see the place before someone does something stupid (like start a war with it) and levels 5,000-odd years of history. And I hear there's some fairly impressive gravity on the walls of the former US embassy in Tehran (now called the US Den of Espionage), and I'm a big fan of modern art.SINsister wrote:...a bit like a holiday in Cambodia, innit?
Are you serious? No offense intended, but I don't understand...
Keep safe, M!
Seriously, though - it's going to be a doddle. No worries
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Better make sure not to be kept stuck to it then!EvilBastard wrote:And I hear there's some fairly impressive gravity on the walls of the former US embassy in Tehran
Have fun, impressive choice, the least I can say
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I'm jealous- I'd be curious to go there
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I had a hand on the gun
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I wouldn't be caught drunk there
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That's a good idea, don't really think being drunk was very popular in Iran the last millenniumJames Blast wrote:I wouldn't be caught drunk there
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When I was a child my father took us to Turkey when there was a military curfew on. He got drunk and missed the curfew. The soldiers kept him awake and against a wall at gunpoint til dawn and then let him go...James Blast wrote:I wouldn't be caught drunk there
Its no wonder he no longer drinks
I had a face on the mirror
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I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
I had a hand on the gun
I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
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On the upside, getting caught with less than 20lbs of opium on the Iran/Afghan border isn't a death sentence (any more)Obviousman wrote:That's a good idea, don't really think being drunk was very popular in Iran the last millenniumJames Blast wrote:I wouldn't be caught drunk there
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have a nice holiday. back in one piece
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@ EB can you buy a floor-mat for me?
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i love "nain"
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tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Sure - what kind of floor-mat?psichonaut wrote:@ EB can you buy a floor-mat for me?
i love "nain"
Nain Inch Nails?
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EvilBastard wrote:Sure - what kind of floor-mat?psichonaut wrote:@ EB can you buy a floor-mat for me?
i love "nain"
Nain Inch Nails?
it could be good the same
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it had to be done
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Weak, Mr. Blast - very fcukin weak...James Blast wrote:
it had to be done
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Hank Moody
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Hey, enjoy the Middle East! Reputation shmeputation, it's a cool part of the world, and an opportunity to live in a totally different culture for a bit!
I was there during Ramadan this year, and it was great, so it'll be OK for you!
I was there during Ramadan this year, and it was great, so it'll be OK for you!
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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It rocks, doesn't it? Glad you enjoyed Jordan as much as I did - it was the first trip I made there and I caught the ME bug baaaaaaaaaaaaad. Tried to get to Lebanon last year but the Israelis got there before me, so went to Syria instead. Been trying to go to Iran for 3 years but something always gets in the way. Always fun explaining to the immigration chaps at Kennedy (at Heathrow they don't give a monkey's) why I went - last year they went through my bags with a fine toothcomb, didn't care about the knock-off computer software (Under Ash and Special Force), dodgy carpets, Hizb'Allah flags or pictures of Hamid Nasrallah, but they were rather taken with the 10 cartons of duty-free fags in the bottom of my bag. "But they're all duty free!" Yes, sir, but you're only allowed to bring in 200 of them, you'll have to pay duty on the rest. $20 for 9 cartons, still cheap as chips. Lovely.mh wrote:Hey, enjoy the Middle East! Reputation shmeputation, it's a cool part of the world, and an opportunity to live in a totally different culture for a bit!
I was there during Ramadan this year, and it was great, so it'll be OK for you!
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Have a great one!
Although i've heard from my mate in the Navy who's off to the Gulf in the New Year, he advises that there's a build up going on, and his mate in the Royal Marines says Afghanistan is stocked up, ready and waiting for the word to go in
Although i've heard from my mate in the Navy who's off to the Gulf in the New Year, he advises that there's a build up going on, and his mate in the Royal Marines says Afghanistan is stocked up, ready and waiting for the word to go in