The Messiah! The Messiah!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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...and i should know; i've followed a few.

your quintessential site for iconic representations of everyone's (except for jews hindus muslics budhists and pagans) favourite illegitimate carpenter-cum-fisherman-cum-loudmouthed frock-wearer

HAPPY XMAS! :twisted:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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I think it's time to start running.
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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I love this stuff ;D
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:lol: :P
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Christ on a bike!!
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Thank you, Captain Obvious. ;D :P
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bastard! how do i post pix that i've saved coz these interweank pix are wrong. :?:
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"Did my singing please you?"
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Save the photies to your hard drive, then upload 'em to a free pic hosting site, and link 'em from there.
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cheers SINny. recommend a site to join pour tet're?
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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"Did my singing please you?"
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If you've a Yahoo! email account, try Flickr; Photobucket's another one that a lot of folks here at HL use. ;)
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SINsister wrote:If you've a Yahoo! email account, try Flickr; Photobucket's another one that a lot of folks here at HL use. ;)
cheers doll. :kiss:
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Q what's the difference between "hard" and "light"?
A "you can fall asleep with a light on"
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Imageyoung peter had often wondered when the lord was goping to come again
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"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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while jesus awaits his ascension his dad plays his last trickImage
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www.landoverbaptist.com :twisted:
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:lol: ha! thanks for that -i had their url bookmarkedon my old pc....you try googling "jesus": hardlyanything eh? :roll:
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How about one of these

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I got a mate one, wonder what it'll look like when it gets big :eek:
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Obviousman wrote:I got a mate one, wonder what it'll look like when it gets big :eek:
A big, spongy, formless blob? :P :lol:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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I was at mass last nicht, I prayed fer yir damned souls ;D
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I'm sorry, Mistah Blast. You wasted your time, if you prayed for mine. :von:
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SINsister wrote:
Obviousman wrote:I got a mate one, wonder what it'll look like when it gets big :eek:
A big, spongy, formless blob? :P :lol:
Is there a spycam in me bog? :eek:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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SINsister wrote:
Obviousman wrote:I got a mate one, wonder what it'll look like when it gets big :eek:
A big, spongy, formless blob? :P :lol:
I hope not :lol:
James Blast wrote:I was at mass last nicht, I prayed fer yir damned souls ;D
At least someone does :wink:
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:eek:

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Thanks for that, weebs. I think I feel my lunch coming back up.
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SINsister wrote::eek:

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Thanks for that, weebs. I think I feel my lunch coming back up.
I also do funerals and childrens parties :D
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