Another Dodgy Eldritch Anecdote

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Last night Mr Karin was chatting to a woman from Beggars Banquet who used to work for Warner Brothers. She said she and some suits were having a meeting with Eldritch about the art work for an elpee (don't know which one) .

Nothing was good enough for Eldritch and he was behaving like the quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star. The meeting ran on and on the suits couldn't do a thing with him until the 18 year old trainee secretary, fed up at having to wait for her lunch, gave Eldritch a piece of her mind which included the question who the f**k do you thinkyou are ? The art work was decided on and the meeting wrapped up.

The moral is for all those people gagging for a new elpee, don't rely on the suits to co-erce Eldritch into coming to some agreement, sent your little sister to bawl him out instead. :D ;D :von:
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My little sister has a very high pitched squawk. Does anyone have Mr Eldritch's address?
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MrChris wrote:My little sister has a very high pitched squawk. Does anyone have Mr Eldritch's address?
"Hey, old man, give me a record! What's that - something Jurassic - yuck! I don't want it. Now give me a new record! Right now."
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pikkrong wrote:
MrChris wrote:My little sister has a very high pitched squawk. Does anyone have Mr Eldritch's address?
"Hey, old man, give me a record! What's that - something Jurassic - yuck! I don't want it. Now give me a new record! Right now."
;D :lol: ;D :lol: ;D :lol:

How sad this is the only way we all know to urge him to make a new record..... :twisted: :| :( :cry:
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whats hardest won(or in this case longest awaited for),will be prized highest.

if/when something is released under TSOM banner,you know its going to be pre ordered to the max.

i do believe Mr E,loves to keep his audience waiting,and wanting whilst he toys with their affections and strains the depths of their loyalties.

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MrChris wrote:My little sister has a very high pitched squawk. Does anyone have Mr Eldritch's address?
:lol: :notworthy: 8)
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karin wrote:Last night Mr Karin was chatting to a woman from Beggars Banquet who used to work for Warner Brothers. She said she and some suits were having a meeting with Eldritch about the art work for an elpee (don't know which one) .

Nothing was good enough for Eldritch and he was behaving like the quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star. The meeting ran on and on the suits couldn't do a thing with him until the 18 year old trainee secretary, fed up at having to wait for her lunch, gave Eldritch a piece of her mind which included the question who the f**k do you thinkyou are ? The art work was decided on and the meeting wrapped up.

The moral is for all those people gagging for a new elpee, don't rely on the suits to co-erce Eldritch into coming to some agreement, sent your little sister to bawl him out instead. :D ;D :von:
You'd be disappointed by anything less than the "quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star" approach. :twisted:
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[quote="Chairman Bux"

You'd be disappointed by anything less than the "quintessential stoned and arsey rawk star" approach. :twisted:[/quote]

Actually I'd be bitterly disappointed if I got my allotted 5 minutes with Eldritch ( or half hour if we were shagging ) and it was wasted with a stoned and up his own arse attitude.... so that's as much as you know. :kiss:

Furthermore I wasn't there for the actual telling of said anecdote but when it was imparted to me over the cornflakes next day I did stick up for Eldritch informing Mr. K that Eldritch had a phase of taking coke some years ago and by his own admission it turned him into a complete w***er.
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Makes sense..... coke sometimes turns you into an arrogant , megalomaniac asshole............. well... if you are one of those to begin with.... go figure..


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COKE
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jenzi-benzi wrote:COKE
Does anyone have something against it'?
I prefer DIET Coke meself ;-) - Only half the active ingredients of "The Real Thing"
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always been a dr pepper man meself... ;)

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Mmm...

Dr Pepper

1 shot Amaretto
1/2 pint glass with 1/3 of lager and 1/3 of coke in it.
Drop shot glass into 1/2 pint glass and down it!

Yum yum!
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Drsisters wrote:Alcohol and mirror powder makes one go insane after a few days party, believe me ;)
True

Oh how very droll you all are with your discussions of the relative merits of the various carbonated, teeth rotting confections on the market. :wink:

but I'm reminded of a very funny poem almost all of which I've forgotten and the name of the woman who wrote it escapes me too :oops:
It's called 'My Night with a Rock Star' -
'We went to movies , it was 'Ghostbusters' all night. He leant over to utter those three magic words "Pass the wine.."
'He kept disappearing to the toilet with the beginnings of a cold. Did he offer me any... NO ! '
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