Christmas Presents

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Andrew S
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SINsister wrote:That looks like the ancient Technics that my dad's got rotting down in the basement...
I was referring more to the goold old British 70s smut that's being played on it. I got into trouble a few years ago when I played it at work. I was just trying to join in on the festivities - I had no idea my boss' boss' boss was in the building :lol:
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Oh, I know, dear Androooo - I'm just a freak for details. Can't help it. Didn't mean to take the wind out of your sails! ;D :kiss:
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SINsister wrote:That looks like the ancient Technics that my dad's got rotting down in the basement...
Get it the F**k outta there, sister! A device like that deserves much, much beter :twisted:
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radiojamaica wrote:
SINsister wrote:That looks like the ancient Technics that my dad's got rotting down in the basement...
Get it the F**k outta there, sister! A device like that deserves much, much beter :twisted:
Yeah, well, that's how everything in this house ends up, sooner or later. If you knew my dad, you'd understand. :evil: :(
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My copy of Einstuerzende Neubauten's Liebeslieder has flown in from Amazon, now it's off to be wrapped up and I pretend like I haven't seen it :lol: T'was ever thus...
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Just went into the local tesco's to get some de-icer when out the corner of my eye I spotted a couple of boxes.... I asked the lady if the said boxes were empty and she said no but they have only had them in for the last 3 hours and no-one as asked about them so Mrs Snowey has got a brand new......

Nintendo Wii :D :D

for christmas, and yes she was there. :lol:
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Xmas and xmas prezzies can go to hell in a hand-cart. Still, only a week to go and the fckng thing is over again! Get In!!!!
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Planet Dave wrote:Xmas and xmas prezzies can go to hell in a hand-cart. Still, only a week to go and the fckng thing is over again! Get In!!!!
Aye. I neither expect nor want any gifts, but I know that my bro and sis-in-law and their two little boys will have some kind of silly something for me on Xmas Day - which makes me feel like a right heel, since I'm 1. broke, and b. have no clue what I could possibly get for the "family that has everything." The notion of heading to their house empty-handed makes me ill, though. :cry: :|
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bake a cake
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James Blast wrote:bake a cake
:idea: :notworthy:
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James Blast wrote:bake a cake
Actually, I was going to bake some bread - a whole-wheat loaf or two, some deeee-lish cinnamon-brown sugar swirl bread, and maybe even some cranberry-orange scones. :eek:

Then I remembered that the fancy-schmancy mixer with the heavy-duty dough hook is at my ex's (Mom's and Dad's supply of cooking equipment has always been laughable), so I'd have to do it all by hand. I'm actually fine with that idea; I'd just have to look for recipes that don't require such "newfangled" appliances. :roll:

But then Dad pronounced it a "stupid" idea (as he does almost everything I suggest). :( :evil:
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SINsister wrote:cranberry-orange scones. :eek:
Next time you come to a HL 'do Erika... make enough to go round won't you? :wink: Yum yum.
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Andrew S wrote:All you hifi/vinyl enthusiasts, enjoy the horror!
A much overlooked and under-rated classic - thanks for reminding me of songs we used to sing on the school bus! :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
SINsister wrote:cranberry-orange scones. :eek:
Next time you come to a HL 'do Erika... make enough to go round won't you? :wink: Yum yum.
Will do, sweets! They're eeeeeeeeevil (it's all my ex's fault, you see). :twisted: ;D \m/ :von:
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leave the cinnamon back stateside, puh-leez :urff:
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