So there was this bloke in the pub wearing a kilt...
I went over, 'Oi mate, are you a genuine Scot with that?'
He said 'What the &**& is it with you English? I tell you what, you kneel down, I can pretend seen as you've got long hair...'
I don't know, I guess we English have an obsession with underpants...
The English are a race apart...
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He sounds like a tool, must be East Coast....
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
A mouths's a mouthweebleswobble wrote:He sounds like a tool, must be East Coast....
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Nah, that kind of witty banter is more the preserve of Glaswegians, I think...weebleswobble wrote:He sounds like a tool, must be East Coast....
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets