Windmills and Wooden Shoes...

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Andrew S
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I'm escaping the Scottish New Year in Amsterdam this week If anyone fancies meeting up for a drink or whatever before Friday, feel free to PM me. I've just discovered the delights of Olliebollen, so will probably be as fat as a pig by the time I get home :D
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Save those oliebollen for New Years Eve mate ;) Welcome in the Low Lands! I'm in Eindhoven, a bit to the south so I'm afraid I won't be able to reach you just like that.
It's good to be back
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Tidal wrote:Save those oliebollen for New Years Eve mate ;)
Well I tried but failed dismally... I'll need to get some more now damnit! :lol: Pity that Eindhoven is a bit far - anyway ejoy the oliebollen :notworthy:
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mmm oliebollen :D (het idee alleen al doet me kokhalzen)

have fun over there Andrew, if it was a tiny bitt closer I would come and say hi. (and drink your booze)
best wishes to A. btw.
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Windmills and wooden shoes indeed! I'd have thought you above those kinds of generalisations Andrew (even though they're both completely true, in my experience :lol: ).

Well, may I be the first to wish you...

Nieuwjaar gezoeten,
het varken heeft vier voeten,
vier voeten en een staart,
is dat dan geen centje waard?

:innocent: :lol:
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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Oh good, I thought I had littered that with spelling mistakes :eek:
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its better than anything that comes of my keyboard. :wink:

no, its perfect.
you could be joining the kids next monday when they go around town with no problem.
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boudicca wrote:Windmills and wooden shoes indeed! I'd have thought you above those kinds of generalisations Andrew (even though they're both completely true, in my experience :lol: ).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBeAH4LWhkY :twisted:
Well, may I be the first to wish you...

Nieuwjaar gezoeten,
het varken heeft vier voeten,
vier voeten en een staart,
is dat dan geen centje waard?

:innocent: :lol:
Cheers :notworthy: Althogh Aaron doesn't seem to have heard that before. Maybe it's a Flemish thing..
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Andrew S wrote:
boudicca wrote:Windmills and wooden shoes indeed! I'd have thought you above those kinds of generalisations Andrew (even though they're both completely true, in my experience :lol: ).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBeAH4LWhkY :twisted:
Well, may I be the first to wish you...

Nieuwjaar gezoeten,
het varken heeft vier voeten,
vier voeten en een staart,
is dat dan geen centje waard?

:innocent: :lol:
Cheers :notworthy: Althogh Aaron doesn't seem to have heard that before. Maybe it's a Flemish thing..
Aye, don't know this either. Has to be Flemish.
Have a great time Andrew! 8)
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oh help :|
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Ozpat wrote:
Andrew S wrote:Aaron doesn't seem to have heard that before. Maybe it's a Flemish thing..
Aye, don't know this either. Has to be Flemish.
:oops: I guess this is what I get when I learn my Dutch off that lot! :lol: :P

They taught me something about mijn gaat and a Christmas bauble as well... :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
Ozpat wrote:
Andrew S wrote:Aaron doesn't seem to have heard that before. Maybe it's a Flemish thing..
Aye, don't know this either. Has to be Flemish.
:oops: I guess this is what I get when I learn my Dutch off that lot! :lol: :P

They taught me something about mijn gaat and a Christmas bauble as well... :innocent:
:lol: You do very well!
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boudicca wrote:[:oops: I guess this is what I get when I learn my Dutch off that lot! :lol: :P :
Well you've learnt far more than me so far :notworthy:
They taught me something about mijn gaat and a Christmas bauble as well... :innocent:
Is it rude by any chance?
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Andrew S wrote: Is it rude by any chance?
Vindegij mijn gaat niet te dik in deze rok? is... :lol:

... as is "Mijn ogen staan niet op mijn gaat hoor"...

The song about the "kerstbal" is just plain silly...

Basically Andrew, Dutchies are just a foul-mouthed bunch of reprobates who cannot control their use of profanities. That's why the Glaswegians have such an affinity with them :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Dutchies are just a foul-mouthed bunch of reprobates who cannot control their use of profanities. That's why the Glaswegians have such an affinity with them :lol:
I think you may be right. I learned a new expression today - from Aaron's mother of all people!

"Voor het zingen de kerk uit gaan..."

It came about after a bit of a misunderstanding at the dinner table and he just sat there with a face like a beetroot :lol: :lol:
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:eek:
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"For singing the church from to go?" I don't get it. :P ;)
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:"For singing the church from to go?" I don't get it. :P ;)
First of all: I live in the Netherlands and it is the best country in the world! Have a good time, Andrew!

Second: For all the non-Dutch-speaking people: The expression had to with a birth control thingy actually. It means that a guy must "leave" the woman before he has an orgasm (so the woman won't get pregnant :wink: )
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paul wrote:
SINsister wrote:"For singing the church from to go?" I don't get it. :P ;)
First of all: I live in the Netherlands and it is the best country in the world! Have a good time, Andrew!

Second: For all the non-Dutch-speaking people: The expression had to with a birth control thingy actually. It means that a guy must "leave" the woman before he has an orgasm (so the woman won't get pregnant :wink: )
Coitus Interruptus :wink:
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Big Si wrote:
paul wrote:
SINsister wrote:"For singing the church from to go?" I don't get it. :P ;)
First of all: I live in the Netherlands and it is the best country in the world! Have a good time, Andrew!

Second: For all the non-Dutch-speaking people: The expression had to with a birth control thingy actually. It means that a guy must "leave" the woman before he has an orgasm (so the woman won't get pregnant :wink: )
Coitus Interruptus :wink:
Yes, that's the term for it.
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Big Si wrote:Coitus Interruptus :wink:
Emission impossible.


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"Gettin' aff at Paisley", anyone? :innocent:

That's not an offer by the way! :lol:
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An exquisite way to see in the New Year. Hope you're having a wild time Andrew. :notworthy: :notworthy: 8)
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