Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
SINsister wrote:Oh. Well, then, I'm sorry for laughing!
Dinnae be daft, I hate the game
I do get a laugh when I'm asked 'so you see in black and white?' Yes, I'm a dug!
That explains you shagging my leg and pissin' on all those lamp posts then
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
The pop world was shaken to its foundations last week when maverick pop-historian Wayland Smith produced introcontrovertable proof that he had finally discovered the location of one of pop's more beguiling legends, Club Tropicana.
Long believed to be no more than a myth, Club Tropicana is said to be the place where '80s legends George Michael and Andrew Eldritch (collectively known as Wham!) would holiday every year. Smith has spent over twenty years studying ancient records and lyrics in the hope of finding this place where "wine and sunshine, there's enough for everyone".
"I started with the line 'All that's missing is the sea'," he revealed to our Windypops Tropical Legend Correspondent. "That was the first clue - that meant it wasn't on the coast. So straight away the obvious choices of Ibiza, Costa Del Sol and Margate could be eliminated."
For a while Smith was stymied, until a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger in a bar in Ankora left him $1000 dollars poorer, but proudly clutching a tattered map upon which the words "Klub Tropicana" had been crudely scrawled in green biro. "I knew it was authentic immediately," he told us excitedly.
Windypops had one more question for him. Did he really think that the "drinks were free"? "Sorry to disappoint you, but I doubt it," he laughed. "How on earth would a club make a living that way? No, I think the boys were just showing a bit of poetic license. It's a lovely dream though."
James Blast wrote:my colors (sic) don't work, I'm gonna tell my Mom that I'm no good at Math and we need to check the aluminum on the window frames
i've seen that sometimes too. its to do with the javascript for selecting font highlighting. it gets in a twist and tries to 'close' the tags but ends up adding extra ones in the middle
what browser & version are you using? i noticed that safari 2 had a few issues, but i think safari 3 and firefox 2 are fine...
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Safari 3.0.4, I've a feeling it's the culprit Barry
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
SINsister wrote:Hmpf. We don't even call them "biros" over here, so this is all quite grating.
Also, why green? Yuck! I'd have chosen purple, myself...
We just call them pens here, which is ironic, as they were invented by this guy
SINsister wrote:Hmpf. We don't even call them "biros" over here, so this is all quite grating.
Also, why green? Yuck! I'd have chosen purple, myself...
We just call them pens here, which is ironic, as they were invented by this guy
Another term for hard disk drive. The term Winchester comes from an early type of disk drive developed by IBM that had 30MB of fixed storage and 30MB of removable storage; so its inventors called it a Winchester in honor of its 30/30 rifle. Although modern disk drives are faster and hold more data, the basic technology is the same, so Winchester has become synonymous with hard.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Indeed, I used to live there...well, went to the rather good agricultural college just outside of it. I met Badvoc there, beside the cathedral. The nearest decent club was The Dungeon in Southampton.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
SINsister wrote:Hmpf. We don't even call them "biros" over here, so this is all quite grating.
Also, why green? Yuck! I'd have chosen purple, myself...
We just call them pens here, which is ironic, as they were invented by this guy
AHA! Thanks, Steve. I love when "mysteries" get cleared up, don't you? And it didn't even involve those meddling kids!
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