Worst Cult Movie

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Following on from Favourite Cult Movie. These are my worst ones:

The Last Movie
Straight to Hell (however strangely watchable)
Million Dollar Hotel
Jubilee
The Rocky Horror Picture Show ( used to love it, now f**king hate it)
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Withnail & I.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:Withnail & I.
:eek:

Die now.
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boudicca wrote:
scotty wrote:Withnail & I.
:eek:

Die now.
Never liked it, Mags loves it..................but She likes The Cure :roll: :twisted:
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Apocalypse Now, that's pish anaw.
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scotty wrote:Withnail & I.
Still haven't seen it...
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Yes well, IMHO if you are a woman and don't want to wake up on a park bench next to Withnail and his bottle of anti-freeze, you are probably a dyke.
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boudicca wrote:Yes well, IMHO if you are a woman and don't want to wake up on a park bench next to Withnail and his bottle of anti-freeze, you are probably a dyke.
On more than One occasion She's woken up next to me on a bench with my Bottle of Thunderbird 8) :lol:
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:lol: Ah well, close enough I guess!
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Blue Velvet................pish!
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scotty wrote:Apocalypse Now, that's pish anaw.


:notworthy: :notworthy: That very film permeates my days and nights, not a month goes without Gaz having to watch the bloody thing.

To be honest I'm not sure it's the film I loathe or frickin surround sound. I CAN SEE IT'S AN EXPLOSION/GUNFIRE/SCREAMS OF AGONY...I KNOW THEY ARE LOUD I DON'T HAVE TO BLOODY WELL BE SHAKEN OFF MY SEAT TO EXPERIENCE IT.

yep, it's surround sound I loathe, it's decided. :evil:
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Raging Bull, or any other boxing movie, for that matter. What the attraction is, I just do not understand.

Likewise Midnight Cowboy.
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mh wrote:Raging Bull, or any other boxing movie, for that matter. What the attraction is, I just do not understand.

Likewise Midnight Cowboy.
I like both of them :lol:
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mh wrote:Raging Bull, or any other boxing movie, for that matter. What the attraction is, I just do not understand.
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A bunch of French movies you probably haven't heard of, starting with "La maman et la putain". Booooooooooooooring !!! :urff:
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Another one is Salo.

Not a bad film, just a 'bad' film. Don't ever watch it if you want to retain some of your childhood innocence.
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scotty wrote:Withnail & I.
Have yet to see it; can't find it here... :evil:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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This one
"Am Anfang wurde das Universum erschaffen.
Das machte viele Leute sehr wütend und wurde allenthalben als Schritt in die falsche Richtung angesehen."

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Here was me thinking this was about the last Astbury & Co DVD.
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i know it's a blasphemy but, Star Wars - bored me so so much that i fallen asleep, in fact twice-two different episode. and i was first movie that made do this
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vicus wrote:This one
Thanks for that, Vicus! ;D Lame video, but one of my fave songs of theirs. :notworthy:

Also, this vid just reminded me again why I should never, ever, wear my dyed-black hair really long and all one length. :eek:
Time to cut a fringe, methinks... :lol: :urff:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Perhaps it doesn't exactly qualify as "cult" except in the broadest sense, but I have always found Grease really annoying.
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before i rent it i thought they were 21 grammes of interesing stuff :twisted:
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SINsister wrote:
scotty wrote:Withnail & I.
Have yet to see it; can't find it here... :evil:
"I just don't believe it"! - To quote some-one we all know and like/loathe? ...

The Sinful Priest-ess hasn't seen Withnail??? - This is beyond belief? ...
- Get to it, Pronto, Gal!
See my post on the other one - Whilst maybe not a cult, it sure is a masterpiece - Go on admit it?! (... he waits for a torrent of abuse! ...)

Blue Velvet ain't so bad ... What's-her-name is fancy-able too!

Oh and, ... nice idea Gollum! - Great minds think alike, eh? :twisted: :wink:
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SINsister wrote:
scotty wrote:Withnail & I.
Have yet to see it; can't find it here... :evil:
A whipround for Sinny everyone? :wink:
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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reactiv8 wrote:
SINsister wrote:
scotty wrote:Withnail & I.
Have yet to see it; can't find it here... :evil:
"I just don't believe it"! - To quote some-one we all know and like/loathe? ...

The Sinful Priest-ess hasn't seen Withnail??? - This is beyond belief? ...
- Get to it, Pronto, Gal!
Ummm...I said I can't find it, here. The local Blockbuster Video ain't got it, you dig? And I don't have a Netflix subscription. So unless you can give me alternative suggestions for obtaining said flick, I won't be seeing it anytime soon. :P :lol: :roll:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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