Britney Spears suicide... note.

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Apparently, she wrote a suicide note saying "Perhaps it would be better if I was dead".

I think that's a horrific thing to say.







It should be "if I were dead".
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:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

and also

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Oops! I think she done it again

car crash of a woman
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Congrats Korin, you officially get the award for the loudest cackle I have ever issued whilst reading Heartland!

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Hmmmmmm



*leaves it at that*
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Oof. Dear god.
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I would.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:I would.
Obviously
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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Ahhhh...sorry to learn that your eyesight's failing in your old age, dear Keef - a pity, really... :lol: :P
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SINsister wrote:Ahhhh...sorry to learn that your eyesight's failing in your old age, dear Keef - a pity, really... :lol: :P
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Mmmmmmmm!!!!
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Methinks that's a very old (or very Photoshopped) piccie... :eek:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:Methinks that's a very old (or very Photoshopped) piccie... :eek:
You wouldn't want to see the recent Ones :eek: , Beef and Curtains are the words that spring to mind :eek: ..........................still would though :twisted:
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weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote:I would.
Obviously
What - dead? :eek:
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Norman Hunter wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote:I would.
Obviously
What - dead? :eek:
Well they do say "every holes a goal". :lol: :innocent: :lol:
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snowey wrote:
Norman Hunter wrote:
weebleswobble wrote: Obviously
What - dead? :eek:
Well they do say "every holes a goal". :lol: :innocent: :lol:
'They' being who exactly? :eek: :wink:

@ Dark - you're a very naughty boy. :lol:

Poor Britney eh? So many ills in the world. So many. She ain't one of them.
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@Keef.

I suppose if she still has a pulse right? :innocent:
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Pista wrote:@Keef.

I suppose if she still has a pulse right? :innocent:
Well as long as it didn't stop too long ago :innocent:
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The diagnosis is allegedly "mental breakdown due to methamphetamine abuse".
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markfiend wrote:The diagnosis is allegedly "mental breakdown due to methamphetamine abuse".
I'm sorry to hear that Mark, I hope you get better ;D
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weebleswobble wrote:
markfiend wrote:The diagnosis is allegedly "mental breakdown due to methamphetamine abuse".
I'm sorry to hear that Mark, I hope you get better ;D
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scotty wrote:
SINsister wrote:Methinks that's a very old (or very Photoshopped) piccie... :eek:
You wouldn't want to see the recent Ones :eek:
Yes I would! :twisted:
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