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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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SINsister wrote:Thank you for the wonderful offer, dear markymark, but the dvd-playing equipment that I use (i.e., the ex's stuff) can't play "foreign" dvds. No worries, though! Thanks to our dear Claire, I was able to watch the whole thing via YooToob. I'll buy the film someday, most definitely. ;D :von:
Have you checked for a crack for the model to see if you can reset it as region-free?
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Petseri wrote:
SINsister wrote:Thank you for the wonderful offer, dear markymark, but the dvd-playing equipment that I use (i.e., the ex's stuff) can't play "foreign" dvds. No worries, though! Thanks to our dear Claire, I was able to watch the whole thing via YooToob. I'll buy the film someday, most definitely. ;D :von:
Have you checked for a crack for the model to see if you can reset it as region-free?
Where could I find out how to this?
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Gollum's Cock wrote:
Petseri wrote:
SINsister wrote:Thank you for the wonderful offer, dear markymark, but the dvd-playing equipment that I use (i.e., the ex's stuff) can't play "foreign" dvds. No worries, though! Thanks to our dear Claire, I was able to watch the whole thing via YooToob. I'll buy the film someday, most definitely. ;D :von:
Have you checked for a crack for the model to see if you can reset it as region-free?
Where could I find out how to this?
There are plenty of sites listing cracks which people have found. Just do a seacrh with your make and model number and the word hack or crack and you should get a few hits. Usually there is a sequence of commands through the remote to reset the player. Like finding Easter eggs. Resetting it may affect your warranty, though.
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Petseri wrote:
SINsister wrote:Thank you for the wonderful offer, dear markymark, but the dvd-playing equipment that I use (i.e., the ex's stuff) can't play "foreign" dvds. No worries, though! Thanks to our dear Claire, I was able to watch the whole thing via YooToob. I'll buy the film someday, most definitely. ;D :von:
Have you checked for a crack for the model to see if you can reset it as region-free?
Nope. I ain't messin' with the ex's PS3, and I'm not going to ask him to, either.
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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boudicca wrote:Yes well, IMHO if you are a woman and don't want to wake up on a park bench next to Withnail and his bottle of anti-freeze, you are probably a dyke.
He's definitely appealing in his pale, lanky, frock-coat-flapping, mad-eyed way, isn't he? ;)
Is there any other way? :wink:
Absolutely not. And sadly, there's no equivalent here on the wrong side of The Pond - as if there could be such an equivalent, anyway. *Sigh* :cry:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Blade Runner

Not that it's s**t, but I just didn't find it that good either :|
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SINsister wrote:Thank you for the wonderful offer, dear markymark, but the dvd-playing equipment that I use (i.e., the ex's stuff) can't play "foreign" dvds. No worries, though! Thanks to our dear Claire, I was able to watch the whole thing via YooToob. I'll buy the film someday, most definitely. ;D :von:
Yeah, you really should Sinnie! - As I said before, the DVD includes a Commentary which explains a lot of the language/locations/background which might escape older non-native types, if you will all pardon this non-patronising observation?! Some of the more obscure references probably do need it - Bearing in mind that a joke that needs explanation ain't funny any more, but doubtless other Heartlanders will have something to say about this?!

I still enjoy Withnail & I, but I'm not 'obsessed' by it, if y'all know what I mean?! - It probably ain't 'cult' though - Too 'mainstream', eh?! (Definitely NOT 'Hollywood' though!)
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- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
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Gollum's Cock wrote:Another one is Salo.

Not a bad film, just a 'bad' film. Don't ever watch it if you want to retain some of your childhood innocence.
Salo was an.. interesting movie.

Anyway, The Matrix. Good God do I hate that piece of overhyped, mindnumbingly boring piece of s**t.
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Gollum's Cock wrote:Another one is Salo.

Not a bad film, just a 'bad' film. Don't ever watch it if you want to retain some of your childhood innocence.
Salo was an.. interesting movie.

Anyway, The Matrix. Good God do I hate that piece of overhyped, mindnumbingly boring piece of s**t.
Thank you folks!

... re: the former - 'understood', I will avoid it! - Fortunately, I had never heard of it, so I am blissfully ignorant, and apart from your advice, will remain so! Ho Ho!
As far as 'bad' films go, I don't need 'em ...
- We have the 'news' for that (unhealthy) 'entertainment' surely?
- Gordon Brown is currently starring in 'Flightmare on Drowning Street', perhaps the worst reality television of all time?

... re: the latter, this tripe has already been boring the unsuspecting for eons, or so I gather?!? I was always wary and thankfully have avoided p*ssing myself off by wasting my time/money/attention etc. There must surely be an awful lot of willing 'canon fodder' out there with 'a few sandwiches short of a picnic', to lap this slurry up, eh?!?

Good grief! - Is there any hope for us Heartlanders?
Bring on the Apocalypse I say! - It will surely be more fun ...
What was that? - Have I forgotten 'Floodland'?!
:innocent: :roll: :wink:
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- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
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What the hell are you on about!?
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James Blast wrote:What the hell are you on about!?
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They (The Establishment) use sex as an addiction for control, just as they use alcohol and drugs ...
- A programme of systematic frustration in order to sell this crock of s**t as immortality, a garden of delights and love. ...
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