Three Little Pigs
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*shrug* I'm sure there's a mob of circling lawyers, like hungry sharks, waiting to slap the government with a writ for Inflammatory Actions by allowing anything vaguely provocative to sneak out. It's a paranoid reaction, I'll grant you, but I could easily see the administration bleed to death paying compo to fictitious claims made by zealous legal gits.
Mind you, that doesn't sound too bad...
Mind you, that doesn't sound too bad...
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Hmmm...that gets me thinking - could we hang that fat fcuker Gordon Brown upside-down over a basin, slit his throat (has anyone seen Titus with Anthony Hopkins? Picture the scene where he dispatches Tamara's sons...), and make halal/kosher black puddings? Maybe under the Zoilent Greene trademark?timsinister wrote:I could easily see the administration bleed to death
Who knows, if people are that worried about offending Muslims maybe they should consider revamping the story and rename it The Three Little Jihadis, where the Big Bad Wolf (who bears a remarkable resemblence to George W Bush) builds houses in Israel, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and the Three Little Jihadis (we could make them lambs rather than pigs, in order not to offend anyone) could say "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house up!" Surely no-one could object to this, as the lambs would win in the end.
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nothing else than bullshytes
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thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
JeeeeeEEEEEEESSSSSUSSSSS. Talk about political correctness gone mad. If I were a Muslim I'd be more offended by such a patronising attitude being taken towards me.
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That's a nice method: Go to such ends with political correctness that the respected members of the protected minority will remember those sweet days when they just were insulted a little bit, but treated as sane people otherwise.
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What about Ba, Ba, Black Sheep?
Or my personal favourite:
Snow White and the Seven Jihad Bombers
Or my personal favourite:
Snow White and the Seven Jihad Bombers
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you're risking a kamikaze attackweebleswobble wrote:What about Ba, Ba, Black Sheep?
Or my personal favourite:
Snow White and the Seven Jihad Bombers
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tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Let's just go back to the good old days of the GLC and Islington Borough Council and just have a book called
Snow White, The Quadraplegic Lesbian Asian Transexual, the Seven Jihadis, the Three Little Rabbis, the Jesus Goats Gruff, Chicken Little (offensive to midgets), and The Robertsons Gollywog Have Two Mommies
and be done with it.
Snow White, The Quadraplegic Lesbian Asian Transexual, the Seven Jihadis, the Three Little Rabbis, the Jesus Goats Gruff, Chicken Little (offensive to midgets), and The Robertsons Gollywog Have Two Mommies
and be done with it.
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i just watched the movie : Snow-White on the 7 dwarfsEvilBastard wrote:Let's just go back to the good old days of the GLC and Islington Borough Council and just have a book called
Snow White, The Quadraplegic Lesbian Asian Transexual, the Seven Jihadis, the Three Little Rabbis, the Jesus Goats Gruff, Chicken Little (offensive to midgets), and The Robertsons Gollywog Have Two Mommies
and be done with it.
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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None of that stuff ever really happened you know. (See also Baa Baa Green Sheep.)EvilBastard wrote:Let's just go back to the good old days of the GLC and Islington Borough Council and just have a book called
Snow White, The Quadraplegic Lesbian Asian Transexual, the Seven Jihadis, the Three Little Rabbis, the Jesus Goats Gruff, Chicken Little (offensive to midgets), and The Robertsons Gollywog Have Two Mommies
and be done with it.
All these stories aboit the 'loony lefty' councils first appeared in the (largely Tory) tabloid press shortly after the Thatch's government changed the laws on slander and libel so that local authorities (among others) could no longer sue. Draw your own conclusions.
Not that that excuses the f*cking ridiculous "three little pigs" thing. Whatever happened to freedom of speech?
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Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!markfiend wrote:None of that stuff ever really happened you know. (See also Baa Baa Green Sheep.)EvilBastard wrote:Let's just go back to the good old days of the GLC and Islington Borough Council and just have a book called
Snow White, The Quadraplegic Lesbian Asian Transexual, the Seven Jihadis, the Three Little Rabbis, the Jesus Goats Gruff, Chicken Little (offensive to midgets), and The Robertsons Gollywog Have Two Mommies
and be done with it.
All these stories aboit the 'loony lefty' councils first appeared in the (largely Tory) tabloid press shortly after the Thatch's government changed the laws on slander and libel so that local authorities (among others) could no longer sue. Draw your own conclusions.
Not that that excuses the f*cking ridiculous "three little pigs" thing. Whatever happened to freedom of speech?
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