Redecorate your bar

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alice wrote:
radiojamaica wrote:Cool work, sis :D :notworthy:

When's happy hour?
Anytime. Cheapest bar in town, at least for those we happen to LIKE. Drinks sometimes even go free when we are too drunk to bother.
So where is it, then?! :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
alice wrote:
radiojamaica wrote:Cool work, sis :D :notworthy:

When's happy hour?
Anytime. Cheapest bar in town, at least for those we happen to LIKE. Drinks sometimes even go free when we are too drunk to bother.
So where is it, then?! :lol:
yeah...at least let us know where you call Home!...more so we can come round and wreck it a little...you know...break it in a bit! :wink:
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I'm guessing Switzerland? I can't remember why but I thought that was where alice is from :? Perhaps I'm getting mixed up though... sorry! :oops:

If it is in Der Schweiz I am sooooo there - can't think of a better place to spend the wintertime. Fondue, chocolate, apres ski and an extremely high standard of everything as far as I recall, what more can you ask for? :D
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Andie wrote: wreck it a little...you know...break it in a bit! :wink:
What this place rather needs is a proper bombing..........Home ? Doesn't feel like one...anyway, this carcrash of a town is Geneva , home to banks, insurances, old people, SUV's and suits. Geneva, where the third age meets the bourgeoisie in an all englobing athmosphere of triumphant capitalism ans calvinistic ascetism. Don't go there. Except if you happen to land here and head straight for the Alps, that sort of saves it.
Ah, and it has got a lake.
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Ahh, familiarity breeding contempt there I think! :wink:

If you really don't like the place... wanna swap?
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Mother Nature may have been kind to our hometown, but you couldn't tell under the soot.

Superb decor, Alice. :notworthy:
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To some extent yes, a change of scenery is much needed. But it used to be a lot more fun, and every little cool place has been shut, so currently it's absolutely dull, if you compare...And the visual scenery described above is absolutely accurate.
There are cool places, some nice bars, the skiing IS great indeed, bunch of cool friends. But it's just too hard facing the everyday NORMALITY.

Where's your punishment Bouddica?

Makes me think : a Heartland skiing outing is something that does indeed sound like a lot of fun. :D
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Christ, no! I wouldn't trust this set of bastards on a frozen puddle, let alone the slopes of Europe! :lol:
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Let's Go!!!
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Thinking of it makes me start to have a VERY LARGE grin, as I much imagine it looking a bit like this :
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &plindex=1

Geneva is easyjettable, accommodation provided, breakfast contiental ;D
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:lol: I'd probably break something...and I hate being cold. :|
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.........or like that ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFQLVDy3Y9A
Winklepicker run in the snow ?
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we could have a peddlo race :lol: :lol:
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weebleswobble wrote:Let's Go!!!
I'm in! Wonder what the collective noun is for a bunch of HLers with broken limbs. :lol:
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Planet Dave wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Let's Go!!!
I'm in! Wonder what the collective noun is for a bunch of HLers with broken limbs. :lol:
The Damage Done?

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streamline wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Let's Go!!!
I'm in! Wonder what the collective noun is for a bunch of HLers with broken limbs. :lol:
The Damage Done?

<<coat>>
Hrr! Hrr! ;D

Alice is giggling at the prospect.
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alice wrote: Where's your punishment Bouddica?
Grim old Glasgow. You see? :lol:

And let it be known that, although I have spent almost a year of my life on holidays in the Alps, I cannot ski to save myself! :oops:
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boudicca wrote:
alice wrote: Where's your punishment Bouddica?
Grim old Glasgow. You see? :lol:

And let it be known that, although I have spent almost a year of my life on holidays in the Alps, I cannot ski to save myself! :oops:

Glasgow is peculiar indeed, but I liked it when i went there.
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I have heard many expressions levelled at my 'dear green place' but never 'peculiar'. You're not one of them Foriegns by any chance are you? :lol:

PS. I'm trying to find that black book for you, it might be in storage as I had it in work and work moved whist I was off. Some of the boxes ended up in a different building, in a different town, in a nasty part of Lanarkshire. I don't want to go there. :|
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James Blast wrote: in a nasty part of Lanarkshire. I don't want to go there. :|


Not... not... (God forgive me for saying it aloud)... not Airdrie?!
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close

get yer Coat, ye've pulled, girl :(
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James Blast wrote:close

get yer Coat, ye've pulled, girl :(
Oh no, not Jasbrugge :cry:

Never mind James, that's quite near the Time Capsule innit?
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too close
and enough with that Foreigns gibberish

while I'm here, is "Redecorating Your Bar" like "Lubricating Your Livingroom"?
If so I am an expert! :D
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alice wrote:Geneva is easyjettable, accommodation provided, breakfast contiental ;D
Fly??...why fly when i can drive there quicker :wink:


actually had thought about driving to the Alps this summer...may even manage to find Geneva at some point :lol:
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like you would visit Glassgow last summer? :|

I miss you, sue me...
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