Dearly departed...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Blimey :eek:
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He was fantastic at general knowledge.
And I liked Beadles about.
I think its a shame. :cry:
having said that he hasn't done anything for years has he?
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I thought he was an utter cnut TBH.
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Pista wrote:I thought he was an utter cnut TBH.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's me sitting crying my arse off - and that's all you can say? :evil:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Pista wrote:I thought he was an utter cnut TBH.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's me sitting crying my arse off - and that's all you can say? :evil:
gotta agree with Steve on this one...

twit was, and probably still will be, the term i use when ever i hear his name mentioned :evil:
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He'll pop out his coffin screaming Game For A Laugh!














or not
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Andie wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
Pista wrote:I thought he was an utter cnut TBH.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's me sitting crying my arse off - and that's all you can say? :evil:
gotta agree with Steve on this one...

tw*t was, and probably still will be, the term i use when ever i hear his name mentioned :evil:
"Fat, bearded tw@," surely?

Didn't care for him myself - it wasn't too bad when he was in Game for a Laugh, at least he was diluted by those other three twunts, and the gags were generally pretty harmless. Some of the shizz that he got up to on his own bordered on the unnecessarily cruel (not to be confused with necessary cruelty, of course).
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a big hand for the boy...
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James Blast wrote:a big hand for the boy...
:eek: :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Coffee/ Keyboard
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:lol:

@ blasty: love the avatar :twisted: :D
Aunty Beed wrote:He was best known for fronting You've Been Framed, Game For a Laugh and Beadle's About, but raised millions for the charity Children with Leukaemia.

Former You've Been Framed producer Dianne Nelmes said he was known for his pranks, "but in reality he was the kindest person you could ever meet".
gawd bless the beadle.
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In my house he was as popular as an invite to a pool party with Michael Barrymore.Wouldn't have wished him dead though.


nicest thing I could think to say
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Apparently there filming his cremation....

There calling it "You've been flamed".


I'll just get my coat.
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Beadle's not about :lol:

...coat





<edit> Just found this on eBay

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Definitely getting my coat this time :lol:
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OMG :eek: :eek: :eek:

Water/ windpipe this time

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I also hear he had a small dick.
On the other hand it was quite big.....


Hat coat & scarf......
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snowey wrote:Apparently there filming his cremation....
There calling it "You've been flamed".
I'll just get my coat.
and will be a church service followed by a small finger buffet.
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still, whatever you think of him, if he raised £100million+ for charity as reported, hes a better man than most celebs.
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