PANCAKES!!!!!!!

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Just had 4 with whipped cream & maple syrup :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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If it wasn't for the title of this thread...

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scotty wrote:Just had 4 with whipped cream & maple syrup :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Away ya ponce, what's wrong wi sugar and lemon juice all of a sudden?

Nane for me, I'm oan the wagon again :wink:
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Molly's own recipe with butter and maple syrup :D
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SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Gaz hasn't remembered what day it is today - men making batter (oh stop it, you filthy lot) is a pain. It's on the ceiling, on the cupboards, on the drawers, on the floor, on the work surfaces, on the fridge, ALL over the cooker....precious little left to actually go in the pan

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you did type that from the kitchen, didn't you? :innocent:
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Oi! My batter was smooth as a babies arse, thank you very much Ness. :P We'll gloss over burning the butter for the first one, which thus looked, in Ethan's words, like 'snow that's been sat under a car for days'. It still got scoffed. The boys went for lemon / sugar / melted Belgian chocolate cats tongues. Classy bastards the pair of 'em. ;D :notworthy:
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I don't get it. Has hell frozen over? You lot are *cooking*?! :eek:
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SINsister wrote:I don't get it. Has hell frozen over? You lot are *cooking*?! :eek:
We can and do cook, you know - only our attitude to the culinary arts is best described as more mace than rapier. If you can't scorch it with an open flame, deepfry it while risking your home turning into an inferno, or play silly buggers while flipping pancakes then we're not interested. Please don't ask us to fanny about with a salad (no danger, no thrill), make some delicately flavoured amuse-bouche for you or expect a steak from our kitchens to not leave the blood flowing down your chin - just be happy it doesn't moo, ok? :lol:
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I don't trust myself with making them from scratch, so I headed into Sainsbury's on the way back from school and picked up 6 pancakes. :)
Once I'm done with this dinner (laptop at the table? :ol:) I'll clean the pan and get to cooking them :)
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EvilBastard wrote:
SINsister wrote:I don't get it. Has hell frozen over? You lot are *cooking*?! :eek:
We can and do cook, you know - only our attitude to the culinary arts is best described as more mace than rapier. If you can't scorch it with an open flame, deepfry it while risking your home turning into an inferno, or play silly buggers while flipping pancakes then we're not interested. Please don't ask us to fanny about with a salad (no danger, no thrill), make some delicately flavoured amuse-bouche for you or expect a steak from our kitchens to not leave the blood flowing down your chin - just be happy it doesn't moo, ok? :lol:
Erm - huh? I wasn't insinuating that guys ought to cook *for me*, ffs! :eek: :lol: Christ! And I'm fully aware that some men are capable of creating culinary masterpieces of their own volition - Mr. X does quite a bit of dee-lish gourmet cooking and homemade bread baking, I'll have you know!

I don't eat red meat, incidentally, so that mental image's just put me right off. Thanks! :urff: :lol:

I was doubly shocked by the notion of HL dudes cooking - and cooking *pancakes*, at that. Forgive my (obvious) ignorance, but what gives?
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the feast before the fasting
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Ahhhh - I completely forgot that today was Mardi Gras. Alas. I had to Wiki the whole thing to understand about the pancakes bit. Color me informed! ;D :P
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SINsister wrote:Ahhhh - I completely forgot that today was Mardi Gras. Alas. I had to Wiki the whole thing to understand about the pancakes bit. Color me informed! ;D :P
[sprinkles SINnie with lemon juice and sugar, rolls her up, and eats her in 3 bites] :lol:
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Wouldn't we all? :lol:
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Oy. :eek: :oops: :innocent: ;) :twisted:

I guess there's hope for me yet, then...
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On a first date no less! :eek: :lol:
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:eek:

Who said anything about a "date"?!
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And it would be a second date, so there! :lol:
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Tsk, tsk, EB! :lol: :P ;)
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markfiend wrote:Bugger. I forgot.
Think of the gut Mark, that's what I'm trying to tell myself :?


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Just polished off a classic lemon and sugar (and oh, I do mean a LOT of sugar)... then for extra sickly sweetness, one with butter and sugar. Mmmm-mmm!

I'm giving pancakes up for Lent :lol:
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we made LOADS at school. amazing how much of a maths lesson you can fit in to pancake making.
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EvilBastard wrote:And it would be a second date, so there! :lol:
You stick to that, I'll try before the first date, if indeed there ever would be one. :lol:

I've just cooked 4.. I'll have the last two now, I think. *goes back to the pan* ;D
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