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scotty
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..............that was the sound of me falling off the wagon :eek: , 6 weeks without a drink is tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long :lol: :lol:
Just arsed a rather nice bottle of Sout Efreekan Pinotage :D :D

Cheers!!!
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:eek: :lol: ...........Enjoy Keef....
Having an Ouzo myself.....after 5 days of nice non alcoholic juices. :D
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Can barely type, I'm so sh!tfaced TBH
stduyjgh.i;'m okay? :lol: :?: :idea: :kiss: :von: :oops:


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I'm not s**t-faced yet, but I've had a bottle of DAMN FINE Texas Sauvignon Blanc with dinner (honestly, I think we make better wines than California, putting us somewhere between Chile and France in winemaking), along with a metric fuckton of Svyturys, a fine Lithuanian beer.....


So. er... six weeks is too long, unless alcohol is a problem, in which case it's a good start.
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I've got a lovely pinot noir going myself...but this isn't "Currently Drinking," so I'll stop, now... ;) :P
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Schollekes to all of you :D

Was at what's supposed to be the fifth best beer café in the world yesterday (apparently just round my corner) but five hundred beers in one pub isn't much use if you don't drink beer, is it :lol: (I asked whether they could advise me one I would like because I can't imagine disliking every single one there is but apparently they didn't feel like doing that :roll:)
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Gawd, I feel like I've just wandered into a particularly cheerful Al-Anon meeting :lol: :P
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Ah'm aff the drink! :(
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James Blast wrote:Ah'm aff the drink! :(
I fell off the Wagon, on friday night too! :oops:
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Macheartlanders on the wagon? What's the world coming to?
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DerekR wrote:Macheartlanders on the wagon? What's the world coming to?
New Years Resolutions - they're made to be broken :twisted:
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i don't drink very much. strangely, it's mostly when i'm with you lot.
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Well, I'm certainly paying for it today :(
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s'awrite, a friend gave us a nice Valpollywhitsit and I am imbibing ;D
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emilystrange wrote:i don't drink very much. strangely, it's mostly when i'm with you lot.
:lol: Join the club! I only started when I started going to Nichts Oot with you lot. You've been a terrible influence on a lady who previously only drank mineral water and you ought to be bloody ashamed of yourselves :lol:
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tim's fault.
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I'll be on the intravenous drip, no ice, straw or swizzle stick.

please :|
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i don't so much fall off of the wagon as get forcibly evicted due to the thought5less welfare state not thinking to make giro's bigger for those hooked on state-endorsed drugs.
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Freeloader!! Get a fuckin' job! ;D
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James Blast wrote:Freeloader!! Get a fuckin' job! ;D
so i can come on hear and moan about how much i hate it? :lol:
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<------stabbing motion
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emilystrange wrote:tim's fault.
Actually... yes! He was present :lol:
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if you read this thread quickly you have a wagon with 3 wheels that scotty has fallen off and lots of drinking is done with everyone blaming the other but in the end it's all tim's fault as there weren't enough drugs for lee and james is stabbing him but it's merry and all i can say is i'm blaming the priest in italy.

how fast was this wagon going when the bump hit?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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MadameButterfly wrote:if you read this thread quickly you have a wagon with 3 wheels that scotty has fallen off and lots of drinking is done with everyone blaming the other but in the end it's all tim's fault as there weren't enough drugs for lee and james is stabbing him but it's merry and all i can say is i'm blaming the priest in italy.
That pretty much sums up your average HEARTLAND get together :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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