Three Words You Should Never Say....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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scotty
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.....After Sex!!!!!.

Wow, thanks Mate.

Oh look, Crabs.

What's your name?.

.............
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Bath time, Rover.
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DerekR
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scotty wrote:.....After Sex!!!!!.

Wow, thanks Mate.

Oh look, Crabs.

What's your name?.

.............
"your Mum's better" :lol:
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Oh, you're breathing....
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MadameButterfly
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Who are you?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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Bartek
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DerekR wrote: "your Mum's better" :lol:
:lol: :urff: :lol:

so what's next ?
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DerekR
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where's your curtains?
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scotty wrote:.....After Sex!!!!!.

What's your name?.

.............
:oops: ;D
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

mybelgiannemesis
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mh
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MadameButterfly wrote:Who are you?
Which are you?
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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MadameButterfly
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mh wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Who are you?
Which are you?
How many are you?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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DerekR
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right, who's next?
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MadameButterfly
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Bust four words. *for me*


:evil:
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DerekR
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MadameButterfly wrote:
mh wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Who are you?
Which are you?
How many are you?
bzzzt! disqualified, too many words :wink:
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MadameButterfly
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echo echo coat...
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DerekR
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MadameButterfly wrote:echo echo coat...
oops, tis hard to keep up with these fast moving threads :lol:
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Madame! :notworthy:

"That's for JESUS."

"Seen my rash?"
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timsinister wrote:Madame! :notworthy:

"That's for JESUS."

"Seen my rash?"
...and she said"what? rash?.....aye ...rush..." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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:eek: Yeah tim...

no i'm married.
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I know, I met him a couple of years back, we played with daleks?

It's not a metaphor!

He's a lucky guy! :D
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MadameButterfly
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BUZZ tim's out.


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Cash or cheque?

Used notes please.

Euros or Sterling?

Thank you Patrica.

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I've had better... :roll:
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SINsister wrote:I've had better... :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
never said similar things...but thought it lot of times :innocent:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Dr Poo
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the condom split!
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"Heh, high-five!"

...yeah, that wasn't actually made up.. :lol:
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