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Clicky

Those with long memories will recall that Andrew Lloyd Webber promised to do the same thing if Labour won in 1997. That's 2 bullets accounted for, then... :twisted:
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I really don't know what to think of her to be honest, though she hasn't done herself any favours and comes across as a bit of a loon though I don't agree she will "fade away into obscurity" though of course it is up to her and I'm sure £60 million might help somewhere along the line.
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If the experts are right, there are sixty reasons for calling her "darling"..
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Apparently Paul bought her a plane for Christmas...








...and a LadyShave for the other leg.
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EvilBastard wrote:Apparently Paul bought her a plane for Christmas...








...and a LadyShave for the other leg.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Tea/Screen/Interface!!
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Minus tea, otherwise dito.. :lol: :notworthy:
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Paul went down on one knee when he proposed.....
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or Heather as She's called!
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Ooooooooh, that's just horrid, Keef... :roll: :urff:
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SINsister wrote:Ooooooooh, that's just horrid, Keef... :roll: :urff:
Bet you giggled a wee bit though!!
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Paul McCartney calls his kids downstairs after coming back from the hospital where Linda died.

"Kids, I've got some bad news and some good news. The bad news: your mum's died. The good news:









we can have steak for tea!"
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Actually, I'm a bit nauseated. :(
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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EvilBastard wrote:Paul McCartney calls his kids downstairs after coming back from the hospital where Linda died.

"Kids, I've got some bad news and some good news. The bad news: your mum's died. The good news:









we can have steak for tea!"
Shouldn't laugh but.............
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SINsister wrote:Actually, I'm a bit nauseated. :(
Would it compensate for the nausea a bit that I learnt some new english words here? I had to look up the secondary meanings of "plane" before spitting no tea on the screen
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SINsister wrote:Actually, I'm a bit nauseated. :(
Seconded.
Yeah that's just sick man! :urff:

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MadameButterfly wrote:Oh well it's EvilBastard and we know he's going to hell anyway.
Oh pfegh - you're only jealous that I'm going first class and the rest of you are stuck in coach! :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Oh well it's EvilBastard and we know he's going to hell anyway.
Oh pfegh - you're only jealous that I'm going first class and the rest of you are stuck in coach! :lol:
Oh no mister - you and me and a certain meerkat are going what did you say? "first class" hmm...well thank you as i was booked between you and that certain mod in the jokes section quite a long time ago... :twisted:
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a lot of people think it's funny to make jokes about Heather Mills, I think it's prosthetic
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MadameButterfly wrote:Oh no mister - you and me and a certain meerkat are going what did you say? "first class" hmm...well thank you as i was booked between you and that certain mod in the jokes section quite a long time ago... :twisted:
Depends who the mod is - if you think I'm allowing my shot at the Mile High Club to turn into Meerkat Manor, you've got another coming! :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Oh no mister - you and me and a certain meerkat are going what did you say? "first class" hmm...well thank you as i was booked between you and that certain mod in the jokes section quite a long time ago... :twisted:
Depends who the mod is - if you think I'm allowing my shot at the Mile High Club to turn into Meerkat Manor, you've got another coming! :lol:
What are you on about? I haven't clicked the clicky, sorry never do until I don't know what the hell you lot are on about..

Mod the Meerkat is markfiend ~ slaps you for not getting that!

Sorry EB but am really disappointed that you don't remember that.
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MadameButterfly wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Oh no mister - you and me and a certain meerkat are going what did you say? "first class" hmm...well thank you as i was booked between you and that certain mod in the jokes section quite a long time ago... :twisted:
Depends who the mod is - if you think I'm allowing my shot at the Mile High Club to turn into Meerkat Manor, you've got another coming! :lol:
What are you on about? I haven't clicked the clicky, sorry never do until I don't know what the hell you lot are on about..

Mod the Meerkat is markfiend ~ slaps you for not getting that!

Sorry EB but am really disappointed that you don't remember that.
Pshaw - I knew that MarkFiend was The Meerkat, I just didn't know he was a mod :roll:

Actually I was hoping that mod was of an altogether more sinfully sisterish persuasion, but it is not to be...[sigh]
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EvilBastard wrote:Actually I was hoping that mod was of an altogether more sinfully sisterish persuasion, but it is not to be...[sigh]
Hold on...should I click that clicky? :twisted:
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