Three Words You Should Never Say....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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James Blast
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Heartland down again... :innocent:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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James Blast wrote:Heartland down again... :innocent:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"With extreme prejudice."

"We're professional entertainers."

"Where's me jumper?"
I don't necessarily agree with everything I think.
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"How Much Then?"

"'sthat you Tim?!!" :innocent: :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Sorry, fell asleep! ;)
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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scotty
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SINsister wrote:Sorry, fell asleep! ;)
You've spoke to a few ex Girl Friends of mine...........haven't you :roll:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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You're *that* boring, Keef?! Cripes, your poor wife... :eek: :lol: :P ;) :kiss:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:You're *that* boring, Keef?! Cripes, your poor wife... :eek: :lol: :P ;) :kiss:
Not "*that boaring*" :innocent: :twisted: :notworthy:
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Sadly, no excitement's actually needed for that result. Your wife could've been asleep at the time, ffs! ;) :lol: :P :innocent:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:Sadly, no excitement's actually needed for that result. Your wife could've been asleep at the time, ffs! ;) :lol: :P :innocent:
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James Blast
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what d'ye mean by "coulda"? :lol:
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"Your turn later."

"Was I in?"

"Where'd it land?"

"Did you fart?"
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"interesting fluid dynamics"
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"No.Not again!"
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Thank you God
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Have we had
"Who's the daddy?"

or

What's that smell?
What's on telly?
Do you shave?
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
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"It tasted odd"
"Need a mouthwash"
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Gabba Gabba Hey


IZ.
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"Surfin' Bird bwahahahahahahaaaa..." :innocent:
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NEXT! Soul taken.

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it's all about circles and spirals
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Andie
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Stop Struggling Bitch
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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MadameButterfly
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Andie, untie her.
it's all about circles and spirals
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Andie
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Deb's, Ina Minute!!
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Now! my bitch.
it's all about circles and spirals
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get a room
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MadameButterfly
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It was drama :oops:

Sorry dear heartland

Been bad day

Please carry on
and ignore me

*runs to corner*
it's all about circles and spirals
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Andie
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MadameButterfly wrote:It was drama :oops:

Sorry dear heartland

Been bad day

Please carry on
and ignore me

*runs to corner*
Still Luv Ya!

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Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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