For the Ladz....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Dark wrote: Don't tar us all...
I'd love to prove her wrong, but then there is this here thread and all the beer and fart jokes. :roll: :lol:
It sure doesn't help, does it ? :innocent:
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I wish they'd hurry up with the truth or dare! :twisted:
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Back on topic: The fact that chilly pepper can't really be digested is a pain in the arse! :| :evil:
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....and i put off my socks....
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tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Badlander wrote: I'd love to prove her wrong, but then there is this here thread and all the beer and fart jokes. :roll: :lol:
It sure doesn't help, does it ? :innocent:
Women hide their true nature in conversations of make-up and clothes.

We men hide our true nature behind jokes about beer and methane.

Different mechanisms, same end result. (IMHO based upon extensive observations, of course).
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...i speack for myself....but i don't want to talk about serious things here too
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I can light my farts
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James Blast wrote:I can light my farts
"come on baby light my fart"
.....it sounds like a song ;D

....and i took my socks away....they smell like hell :eek:
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"Take My Socks Away" that was Queen, wasn't it? ;D
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Berlin, from the Top Gun Soundtrack!
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eotunun wrote:Berlin, from the Top Gun Soundtrack!
....but my lady ran off...Tom Cruse lady got undressed ;D
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After what you initially said I would have expected your lady to lie somewhere near the door gasping for breath..
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psichonaut wrote:....but my lady ran off...Tom Cruse lady got undressed
that's two ladies!
Hot Lesbo Vampire Action then! ;D
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James Blast wrote:
psichonaut wrote:....but my lady ran off...Tom Cruse lady got undressed
that's two ladies!
Hot Lesbo Vampire Action then! ;D
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one of the got my socks ;D
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Those are the employees from the laundry service where you get your socks cleaned, aye?
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eotunun wrote:Those are the employees from the laundry service where you get your socks cleaned, aye?
....now you understand why i pay the double price to the laundry-owner :cry:
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Did you ever try walking on water with those socks on? Might work!
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eotunun wrote:Did you ever try walking on water with those socks on? Might work!
....oh no.....i don't want someone calling me Messiah ;D
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So here we are once more. Whilst the debate rages between the two opposing foes across the pages of this forum. I took a little time out to ponder something. Are our ladies really as sweet and innocent as we are led to believe? Are they truly all sweetness and light, happy to debate the pangs of motherhood and the many faults of us men folk in abundance.

Yes, I've glanced at the ladies forum, it's only natural to want to know what the other side is saying. But today I came across an article about how girls in France are waging all out gang wars in and around Paris using knives and teargas! And the men of the land are running scared.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/w ... 419918.ece

You only have to watch a 'cat fight' or hear women arguing to see how vicious and scary it can get - and it's even worse if you've ever copped an earful or caught a right hander yourself and felt the full force of those nails!! Ouch! :(
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Syberberg wrote: Women hide their true nature in conversations of make-up and clothes.

We men hide our true nature behind jokes about beer and methane.
I just can't help wondering : why do human beings feel compelled to hide their "true nature" ? Do they feel vulnerable ? Are they ashamed ? If so, of what ?
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Is presenting facts about yourself a base for others to get a hint on how they could get you with an attack?
Many other animals use all kinds of dreadful show to scare off enemies. We carry that instinct in us as well.
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Some advanced beings can defend themselves with a flarelike device, though. A gas gland at the rear that repells or sedates most enemies instantly. That is why those advanced beings have retained a higher degree of naturality and pureness.

Good, honest fartypants.
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*crashes in, all bruises and cuts*

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That lass thread is EVIL I'faith! :evil:

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See above, Iz.. Use the farts, my Padavan. Shake off those evil amazons you will.
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Aye, tell me about it, Iz.. not liking lime flavoured Doritos? Shameful. :(
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:*crashes in, all bruises and cuts*

saaaavveeeeee meeeee.... arhhhhhhh

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That lass thread is EVIL I'faith! :evil:

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Hang on IZ, I'll be back in a minute...

Meanwhile, have a stiff drink and break out the med-kit.
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