Dating Eligibility Test

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Just been listening to this on the radio. It's a 10 category test in which you "find out" your perceived dating eligibility value. You're then meant to rate people you fancy/possible dates and if their score is +/- 2 from yours then it's more likely to work out.
Hope that makes sense!
Thought it would be fun to try it here :).

Here's the 10 categories, mark yourself out of 10 and then give us your final score :D
Perceived attractiveness (how attractive others think you are)
Perceived wealth (how wealthy others think you are)
Perceived personality/how fun you are/social engagement (how fun others think you are)
Perceived social desirability (whether you're someone that people always want to invite to their gatherings/parties/etc).
Perceived style (how stylish other people think you are)
IQ
Emotional intelligence (how in control of emotions you are/how emotionally self aware you are)
Perceived kindness/generosity
How rebellious you are (unconventionality)
Perceived social liability (baggage)
N.B. The last category should be a case of the lower the better, thus lowering your final score. So if you have low baggage give yourself a higher score, and if you have lots of baggage then give yourself a lower score for that category.

10 is the lowest possible total, 100 is the highest. I scored 65.
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Umm... That test doesn't make tooo much sense, you know?
How should I possibly know how others perceive me :?:
As a safe default value, I guess I average ten. :P
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robertzombie wrote:10 is the lowest possible total, 100 is the highest. I scored 65.
Mmm interesting idea. Like you I would like to think I scored in the 60s ...

Perhaps it would be more fun to score each other? :twisted:
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reactiv8 wrote:Perhaps it would be more fun to score each other? :twisted:
And it'd make more sense too I guess! Hard to score yourself, I think most would either over- or underestimate themselves.
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Obviousman wrote:
reactiv8 wrote:Perhaps it would be more fun to score each other? :twisted:
And it'd make more sense too I guess! Hard to score yourself, I think most would either over or underestimate themselves.
Let's do it then?! :twisted:
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Go ahead :lol:
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You first :P
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boudicca wrote:You first :P
OK, bearing in mind that I've never met any of my illustrious peers in the real world, I'll venture a 90 for Sinsister as I have seen a photo of her, she is undoubtedly a genius and most importantly she is our Hostess with the Mostest ... :wink:
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I was going to put forth a zero for myself on all counts, actually. ;)

Then again, I'm not really interested in how others perceive me, as I consider their opinions to be generally irrelevant.

By the way, flattery will get you nowhere, sir. :von:
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SINsister wrote:I was going to put forth a zero for myself on all counts, actually. ;)

Then again, I'm not really interested in how others perceive me, as I consider their opinions to be generally irrelevant.

By the way, flattery will get you nowhere, sir. :von:
Silly me that should have read: 09 :lol:
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reactiv8 wrote:
SINsister wrote:I was going to put forth a zero for myself on all counts, actually. ;)

Then again, I'm not really interested in how others perceive me, as I consider their opinions to be generally irrelevant.

By the way, flattery will get you nowhere, sir. :von:
Silly me that should have read: 09 :lol:
Makes no difference either way, innit.
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I surrender.
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reactiv8 wrote:I surrender.
:eek: Huh?
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Sorry for my inappropriate outburst there, folks. :oops: :|

Please carry on! ;D
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So who is dating who within HL and how do you rate each other?

That should get it going... :wink:

I've got one coming soon with Hom-Corleone & Obviousman.

Hom I've never met before so will get back to you on that one. :wink:

Obviousman ~

Perceived attractiveness ~ not bad looking and tall ~ 8
Perceived wealth ~ hand always on the pocket to pay ~ 9 (student)
Perceived personality/how fun you are/social engagement ~ 10
Perceived social desirability ~ 10
Perceived style ~ 10 *umbrella and all*
IQ ~ very high.
Emotional intelligence ~ 10
Perceived kindness/generosity ~ 10
How rebellious you are (unconventionality)~ he's goth as hell!
Perceived social liability (baggage) ~ he has no baggage as i know it and brings masses with him :wink:

;D

Next....
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that ongoing eternity
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Perceived attractiveness (how attractive others think you are) = 4
Perceived wealth (how wealthy others think you are)=8
Perceived personality/how fun you are/social engagement (how fun others think you are) = 6
Perceived social desirability (whether you're someone that people always want to invite to their gatherings/parties/etc) = 5
Perceived style (how stylish other people think you are) =0
IQ =5
Emotional intelligence (how in control of emotions you are/how emotionally self aware you are) =0
Perceived kindness/generosity =10
How rebellious you are (unconventionality) =5
Perceived social liability (baggage) =0

Ok?
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:lol: Good morning, Jum. The night with you was terific.:lol:
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1. i'm a shorty, but girls tellin' me i'm pretty (so) ~ 5.5
2. i'm a student, currently jobless, and rather spending money on gigs and CD's ~ 4
3. i'm so fecking hilarious, but seriously peeps catch my drift if i want to be funny ~9
4. peeps don't wanna see me so much ~ 4
5. duuno i'm always de mode, stopped to pretending being in/on any subculture, but i know what to wear, so ~ 10
6. 8
7. because i'm talking about myself~ 10 :mrgreen:
8. i'm very kind, i'm still didn't kill anyone ~10
9. i'm avoiding gathering (not including gigs) 7
10. ?
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eotunun wrote::lol: Good morning, Jum. The night with you was terific.:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm a bit bloody worried here as four of my exes (that would be all of them then, except for the boy I went out with for a couple of weeks in 3rd Year who turned out to be A Gay anyway) are Heartland members... :innocent: :lol: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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:eek:

Now that's a bit too close for comfort...
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Claire, I don't think you have to worry my dear. :wink:
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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SINsister wrote::eek:

Now that's a bit too close for comfort...
It's surreal and mondo amusing at turns :lol:
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MadameButterfly wrote:Claire, I don't think you have to worry my dear. :wink:
But they do! :twisted: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Claire, I don't think you have to worry my dear. :wink:
But they do! :twisted: :lol:
Okay I do understand... :twisted: :lol:
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