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Sorry, not my type, I'd rather slam my co*k in the fridge door.
Now Jane Goldman on the other hand..... :twisted:
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Andy Christ 666 wrote:
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Sorry, not my type, I'd rather slam my co*k in the fridge door.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry, I just pictured the scene...
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MadameButterfly wrote:
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Oh good gawd another sensitive one! My god please calm down, it's only a storm coming don't fall to pieces PLEASE! :|
i see, i'm really so bad with jokes-games :?:
Aww..bless no :oops: maybe intention lost through my own drunkeness...oh dear..
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Bartek wrote:
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Bartek wrote: i see, i'm really so bad with jokes-games :?:
Aww..bless no :oops: maybe intention lost through my own drunkeness...oh dear..
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You can kiss me and flirt..hee!
:kiss: :wink: and peace man... :von:
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SINsister wrote:What the hell purpose does background music serve during the act, anyway? I've never understood that.
No idea. I've never actually tried music during.

...except when they were singing on The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which we had in the background once.. :oops:
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Dark wrote:
...except when they were singing on The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which we had in the background once..
Is it just me, or is that one of the most over-rated, crappiest excuses for a movie ever.
Whenever I have the misfortune to see it,
I always get the urge to shove forks in my eyes and knitting needles in my ears.
Utter pish!
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Dark wrote: ...except when they were singing on The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which we had in the background once.. :oops:
Awww...bless you Korin! I love that show it's a legend and everyone should know it! :notworthy: :kiss:

Man...this is an embarressing story so don't f**king laugh at me....

Once upon a time when MB was in high school (days I hated as I was a nerd that did all groups...ho-hum :| )

Anyhoo, in our matric year, or the last year of high school for you foreigners, a group of us girls hit the stage in front of the whole school and did a very sexy impression of a dance with Cream from Prince as our theme song...we had practised for weeks on end and in secret for as long as we could and our dance steps were so in tact with each other it was amazing to share that experience with each other. Suffice to say we won the contest at school, had to do it a second time and that act was even better! :notworthy:

Never in my life have I been so proud and so bold and so dynamic in a role...hmmmm...the teenage years were the best days of my life and I promise you that's why I feel 16 on all my good days, naughty moments and the mindfuck to keep one sane! :wink: ;D

Gawd I can't believe I just told ya lot that story! :oops:
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Maybe, Andy, but I do love it :)
MadameButterfly wrote:Gawd I can't believe I just told ya lot that story! :oops:
Hey, it's about time somebody said it, right? ;)
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Andy Christ 666 wrote:
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...except when they were singing on The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which we had in the background once..
Is it just me, or is that one of the most over-rated, crappiest excuses for a movie ever.
Whenever I have the misfortune to see it,
I always get the urge to shove forks in my eyes and knitting needles in my ears.
Utter pish!
It's a sense of art that explores the mind of the fact that a transsexual male that has been made by a gay man, turns on a woman so much that she has the best sex of her life and her hubby is a happy man.
:twisted:
Open-mindedness is a must! :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote: It's a sense of art that explores the mind of the fact that a transsexual male that has been made by a gay man, turns on a woman so much that she has the best sex of her life and her hubby is a happy man.
:twisted:
Open-mindedness is a must! :wink:
I can see that, but it doesn't excuse the gawd-damn awful songs.
(Except the one that Rocky sings, that one isn't too bad.)
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Dark wrote:Maybe, Andy, but I do love it :)
MadameButterfly wrote:Gawd I can't believe I just told ya lot that story! :oops:
Hey, it's about time somebody said it, right? ;)
oh yes that was the thread's name...still blushing!
Korin you should have seen the sexy girls who a year previous to us did the rocky horror picture show....I've never seen so many young lasses with hard-ons in my life before...for heaven's sake, even I was turned on by that stage act! :notworthy:

I suppose one either loves/hates it.

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Dark wrote:Well, yes, I can see how trying to shag to The Ying Tong Song may be a little distracting.. :lol:
The wha?!
Google The Goons. Then listen to them. All will be revealed.
SINsister wrote:What the hell purpose does background music serve during the act, anyway? I've never understood that.
That depends. If you're having sex or fcuking, then it's fairly useless, but if you're making love, it's different. The act of making love (as opposed to the other two) is more like a series of dance moves, which is why Maurice Ravel's Boléro is particularly good. Especially if you manage to time all 3 climaxes.

Oh, and The Cure haven't released a decent album since "Disintegration". Fortunately for The Cure, due to the general standard of music throughout the industry also dropping in quality, no one really noticed. Until hindsight kicked in and then the early albums were re-released.
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Andy Christ 666 wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: It's a sense of art that explores the mind of the fact that a transsexual male that has been made by a gay man, turns on a woman so much that she has the best sex of her life and her hubby is a happy man.
:twisted:
Open-mindedness is a must! :wink:
I can see that, but it doesn't excuse the gawd-damn awful songs.
(Except the one that Rocky sings, that one isn't too bad.)
Okay, but see the comic way of the arty world in expressing what they mean. :wink: The music is lalala...but the story line is something in those days that was unspeakable.. :roll: the irony in our superficial society, I'm affraid...as an act..10/10 from me.
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Andy Christ 666 wrote:
Dark wrote:
...except when they were singing on The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which we had in the background once..
Is it just me, or is that one of the most over-rated, crappiest excuses for a movie ever.
Whenever I have the misfortune to see it,
I always get the urge to shove forks in my eyes and knitting needles in my ears.
Utter pish!
Ahahahaha! One of my fave films, ever. \m/ :von:
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Dark wrote:Well, yes, I can see how trying to shag to The Ying Tong Song may be a little distracting.. :lol:
The wha?!
Google The Goons. Then listen to them. All will be revealed.
SINsister wrote:What the hell purpose does background music serve during the act, anyway? I've never understood that.
That depends. If you're having sex or fcuking, then it's fairly useless, but if you're making love, it's different. The act of making love (as opposed to the other two) is more like a series of dance moves, which is why Maurice Ravel's Boléro is particularly good. Especially if you manage to time all 3 climaxes.
I know who The Goons are - shocker! - because my dad was a huge Goon Show fan. Haven't ever checked out any of their stuff, though. Thanks for the tip! :lol:

Thinking about the Boléro bit just makes me giggle, sorry. I guess I'm just not a romantic. *Guffaws* :lol: :oops: :innocent: :roll:

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The Rocky Horror is one of the greatest films ever

I've never read a single Harry Potter book or watched any of the movies

It has been a long time since a very good horror movie was given to us audiences.
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I lost my cherry to "Colours" by The Sisterhood :lol:

Just thought you'd like to know :innocent:
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I have to agree with the Goon show stuff - they are truely the best thing in the history of ever.
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DerekR wrote:I lost my cherry to "Colours" by The Sisterhood :lol:

Just thought you'd like to know :innocent:
There was no music on in the background when I lost mine. When the clock-radio alarm went off the next morning, however, the song that woke us up was Peter Murphy's "Cuts You Up."
How prophetic... :lol: :| :von:
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religious silence..... when i lost mine
...but i remember weell what she sung when i watched "the Doors" the 1st time ;D
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I once stopped a French couple having sex by BLASTING some Laibach :twisted:

:lol: Let me explain... it was a 4-bed dorm in a youth hostel when I went down to London to see Neubauten last year... so my MP3 player came in pretty handy.

mwhoohahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Oh, I fairly chuckled myself to sleep that night ;D
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Boudicca, your are truely evil.... :lol: Ok, I wouldn't want to have such an active couple in my room (unless I was part of it), but whenever I've heard people from another room I've been happy for them. Never disturbed me to hear other people having sex... :D
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DerekR wrote:I lost my cherry to "Colours" by The Sisterhood :lol:

Just thought you'd like to know :innocent:
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Bakewell tarts are less amusing after you've *been* to Bakewell :|
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